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They're watching Full House btw (sketch version under the cut!~)
Sometimes I feel like a boring person and then I remember I have have the most random lore that I never tell anyone
so here’s a list of things I don’t talk about, but actually prove I’m an interesting person:
At the age of 10, I spent a nearly year filming a game show where I competed against other 10 yr olds to see who was the smartest (I won, but I don’t remember if I actually won a prize anything and neither does my mother lol) I also had to take an iq test to qualify for the show.
I’m a published poet. I got drunk one night and decided to submit to a publishing company and they actually like it (I had never shown anyone my poems before then).
I once scammed my way into getting a job as a pet groomer (idk shit about pet grooming). It only lasted 3 weeks before they realized I was making stuff up as I went along.
I’ve worked in just about any industry you can think of (I was basically Trish from Austin & Ally as a teenager)
I’ve been on the news about 3 times for different things. (Including when people thought we kidnapped our friend but really she was just blackout drunk and wouldn’t get in the car. We had to call the police and have her explain the situation once she was sober, but at least it’s a good story)
I grew up doing theatre and got to perform for an audience of over 5,000 people when I was 18 because I competed at a national acting competition and came in first.
I’m a freelance choreographer and have won a few awards in last 4 years.
I studied film for like 4 years and have multiple certifications in it.
I’ve saved my sister from getting hit by a car multiple times (she got mad at me after the 1st time because I accidentally hurt her when I did it but she was small so I don’t blame her lol)
I own over 200 books and collect old books. The oldest one I have is from 1907 and I want to learn how to restore/bind books because a lot of my older books weren’t in the best condition when I found them.
I know the lead singer from Grupo Frontera because we grew up together
I’ve had a few videos on TikTok get over 20k views (rip TikTok I’ll miss you when you’re banned)
I’ve had 3 near death experiences (I’m immortal until proven otherwise)
When I was in high school, I posted a lot about theatre and dance and had a famous musical writer (in the broadway world at least) reach out about auditioning for a show he was doing because I had the “right look”. I had to turn it down because, no matter how much I try, I am not a singer lmao
When I was 11 years old my little sister was being bullied at school and the teachers did nothing so I found the 7 years olds after school and threatened to beat them up if she came home crying again (it worked even though I never have and never will look like I can beat someone up)
I was told by an adult “if you say something enough times people start to believe it” when I was a kid and I’m pretty sure they meant it about self image and such, but I took it literally and wanted to see if it was true so everyday I’d tell my sister she was scared of moths (she wasn’t) until eventually she started to believe me and actually developed a fear of them. We both completely forgot about it until 10 years later when she started crying at the sight of one and then suddenly the memory came back and I realized it was all my fault. I wrote some of my college essays about that and she tried to beat me when I finally told her, but I deserved it tbh.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE HEARTBREAKER’S HANDBOOK!
@hotmenwithcutedogs thinks it's weird that I want my gnome bard to be proficient on the jaw harp.
Well, she doesn't think it's weird. It's pretty typical. She just rolled her eyes a lot at me.
a nice lil man with a southern accent who works for amazon customer service listened to me cry on the phone last night