In depth name analysis:
Ihaveyuriandimustyaoi. Such an intriguing name.
On the surface, sure, it seems normal enough. Just a simple, funny name. Made for jokes. Or perhaps simply to state one's personal interests, Yuri and Yaoi. However, I believe there is a deeper meaning to this.
You see, the words "I have Yuri and I must Yaoi" definitely mean something. They are not just mindless words, chosen for no reason. They have a purpose. They express something deep, something meaningful. I have Yuri and I must Yaoi. It expresses having one thing, while in reality, you need the opposite. Another thing. It expresses not being satisfied- or perhaps, not being able to do what one truly wishes. One has yuri. Something they adore and currently wish to share. However, society greately favors the other, yaoi. One must Yaoi, although they already have Yuri.
Truly, it is a masterpiece of a name. Coming across both as fun and silly, to entice fellow Tumblrites, yet also carrying a deeper meaning that folks such as myself can analyze and find true purpose in. Genius in nature.
-Analysis anon
(I am very sorry if this comes off as weird or annoying. It's just a joke, I did it for the sillys. Genuinely really cool name though)
Im standing and applauding.
Thats such a great analysis, but also the right one.