#i wasn't wrong

[mizlacroix]

Certainly an idea that happened while resting from comms

[jadetea-writing]

Me, demonstrating exercises: Yeah, these movements are sometimes given to help with constipation

Patient: 😯

Me: *needs to poop 10 min later*

[storyknitter]

We're finally consolidating all of our digital data (photos, music, etc.) Chez Knitter, and whilst going through old screenshots, I came across this gem:

[merge-conflict]

woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and was possessed to write something down on my whiteboard i thought was really important for my wip and didn't want to forget, and i woke up this morning and it says "v couldn't resist a hot stove"

[rom-e-o]

OKAY, SO.

Ebenezer and Constance got married, right? 

Orin, the man in white, is Constance’s ex-husband. He’s also an “Evil” sim, meaning he loves to hurt people.

So.

While the others are being normal (welcoming guests, getting drinks, etc.) Orin is spending a lot of time with the caterer Vivian. 

All of a sudden, after they spend some time talking, she falls to the ground and starts flailing. He frightened her to the point of death.

Orin killed the caterer at HIS EX-WIFE’S WEDDING I’M???

Then, the Grim Reaper SHOWS UP AT THE WEDDING.

Constance literally in Ebenezer’s arms in the background like “OH MY GOD???”

THE GRIM REAPER THEN STAYED FOR THE CEREMONY. In fact, he got a drink from the mixologist.

And, finally (you can see it’s changed from daylight to twilight) they got married.

I’m worn out.

[donsgraveyard]

Hey guys I thought I'd tell you about the Mortal Kombat part of my dream last night that involved me telling Jaxs wife "ur husband has phat boobs" then he was forever gone from the dream

[imaginary-land-scapes]

looking back fondly at my fandom twitter account that I haven't used for a year, and discovered that I wrote, on July 14th, 2021: "empire waist dresses make me look like a footstool"

[wirkindervombahnhofzoo-txt]

major wkbz spoiler ahead

I remember seeing Axel for the first time in the scene at the train station. I had two initial thoughts: “I love this character already” and “he’s gonna die because in this kind of series the nicest kid always dies” :(