Angst so wrong, it's right

Why are stories and tales always woven? || avatar by caffeinatedrogue, header by glorfinniell || Find me on AO3 and Pillowfort

[storyknitter]

Medieval Fantasy AU Masterpost

All the longing-filled MF!AU fanfic that anyone could want, all listed in one post and in chronological order!

The Prince’s Knight

Flowers

Mourning

Sweet Dreams

Bar Fight

Constellations

Bulwark Broken

Accidental Kiss

Deliberate Kiss

Confession

The Seven Stars Inn (originally started as “Tucking them into bed”)

Just a Dream

Kiss along the curve of the spine (nsft)

Wait

For Luck

Calloused Hands

Also with bonus art!

Hand in Hand

Once Upon a Time

Meeting on the Turret Stairs

Dark & Dramatic

Fields of Gold

Battle Ready

Art Deco

Jedi Sentinel BFF (AKA Kira Carsen)

The Kiss

Jewel

The Queen

Dancing

Eye Roll

Sentinel & Werewolf

Now may be the only time!

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

[fadingembers]

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

[doctorjanedee]

Everybody say thank you to Our Lord of Artistic Integrity, Bill Watterson.

[ebitenpura]

More FF:Tactics style portraits, ft. Theron. 64x64

2/3

[zephhhhh]

lana, five feet away, sending a message to theron's datapad that just says "S T O P"

[vihola]

Theron and Lana + text posts

[aj-artjunkyard]

I think even funnier than Anakin being a Big War Hero is if he was like. The Temple’s resident tech guy. Cal or Kanan find out who Darth Vader is and they’re like ‘the guy who reset my password???’

[twilight-skies]

[eldritchdemigodskywalkers]

#anakin has hotwired and gerryrigged half the temple by the time he’s 15 (via @twilight-skies)

#I’d argue he’s the tech guy who reset your password but only after reconfiguring everything on your computer to ‘go faster’ #thereby making your life harder as you relearn your computer #but it does admittedly go faster and he did reset your password (via @apple-grass-and-smiles)

#anakin expains Microsoft excel to the 80 year old masters #and introduces younglings to Cool Math Games #obi wan is known for killing Sith and anakin is known for turning the wifi off and on again #Anakin is mad bc obi wan DIDNT EVEN KILL THAT SITH #Ahsoka being like ‘oh I get to be the tech guy’s apprentice. yay 🙄’ and is genuinely surprised that the Sith-killer taught him how to fight (via op)

#working in tech support does tempt people to darkness so I can see it (via @paidhater)

[murdercore-powerfuneral-deactiv]

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

[kyraneko]

That's all we ever wanted. To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies.

[tim-ee-sis]

"To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies."

This is my favorite quote of today.

[pitrsattabhaadmeinjaa]

This. This is the online friend experience.

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[mycatismyfriend]

@skulandcrossbones this might be the greatest tag on a reblog I’ve ever seen.

[tlirsgender]

They don't tell you this but besides the Beloved Mutual there's also the Longterm Follower who you don't follow back but they're always in your notes and you're kind of watching them. Checking on the longterm follower's bio every so often like turning over a log. She's trans now good for her

[tlirsgender]

Longterm followers I am putting fresh leaves and hrt in your enclosure

[tlirsgender]

Realizing I'm somebody's longterm follower who they don't follow back but check in on every so often. This is what's happening when you see the [Following] in your notes

[dingoat]

Three more lovely characters for May the Fourth celebrations! Cipher Blakk for @askshivanulegacy, Best Sith Boy Tragen for @queen-scribbles, and the lovely Captain Zallia Thane for @starknstarwars !! I love them all!

[theslowesthnery]

ah yes my favourite trope

[datasoong47]

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[mxtomituck]

A llama? He’s supposed to be DEAD!

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

too cold? put on another layer!

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

[dashuramode]

THE TRUTH COMES OUT.

Avoidance techniques for the cold:

-more coats, fire, hot food and drink, stay inside, fuzzy sweaters, ear muffs, become a burrito

Avoidance techniques for heat:

-die, I guess.

[isharaytaoshay-deactivated20180]

FUCK. HEAT.

[queen-scribbles]

Kazen Dryst reference sheet (alternate title omg I'm so mean to this poor boy)

I treated myself to a ref sheet of Kazen's scars/tattoos from @commander-sarahs-art for my birthday, since he's the first of my Mirialans I've completely figured out his tattoos. Scar inventory below the cut 👇

Scars on chest/back from being impaled by Arcann

Electrical burns on arms/chest/back from the hunter droids on Nathema

Vibroblade(outer right thigh) from one of Krel's war droids on Coruscant

Burn scar (right calf) from retaking the Bastion on Corellia

Facial scar from Lord Goh during Assault on Tython fp