#i will kill.

[pxingyuzhou]

n my baka ass delivery parcel came incomplete. goodbye

[yeahimcal]

DUKE THOMAS BEST BOYFRIEND IN THE WORLD!!!

He smothers you with kisses and little goodies that he makes you, he’s the kind of guy to weld you a bouquet of flowers and act like it’s not the sweetest and most thoughtful gift in the entire world. He bakes you stuff. He holds you like you’re made of glass but he squishes your cheeks and peppers you with little kisses if he hasn’t seen you for a long time. He could stare at you for hours.

He’s such a words of affirmation guy. “I love you (you’re shoving cake in your face)” “you’re perfect (you’re yelling at some guy who catcalled you)” “you look so beautiful in this light (you’re in the grocery store frozen food isle)” “I wish I could stay by your side forever (you’re asleep next to him)”.

He absolutely adores you. He’ll tell you every chance he gets. And god forbid anyone mess with you, otherwise Signal shows up and scares them so bad that other muggers give you a WIDE berth. He’s scarier than Red Hood when you’re involved.

Just… ♡Duke Thomas♡…………

[michelsens]

which one of my evil family members got me sick

[hero-of-the-depths]

me, walking into the pharmacy, dressed masc with short hair, visible facial hair and a very not femme voice or shape: I need to pick up my testosterone please

the allegedly very smart person behind the counter: okay miss :)

[krarka]

4th day with no kiss... I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine

[popsicle-stick]

top ten crimes is me having to witness some (non uk resident) cunt in the uk politics tag tell other non-uk residents to pay to join the tory party so they can vote in the ‘worst possible candidates’ for local elections, largely, i guess, for shits and giggles, purposefully further ruining the lives of poor and vulnererable people but who cares bc they’re english amirite <3

[fagbyatt]

ultimate byatt moments like you should have strapped my legs down cunt