demigods? disasters. nico infiltrates fast food drive-thrus by climbing through the window and grabbing any condiment he can. jason is seen frequently on the ceiling face-first and speaking no words as he floats. piper has an entire garden of lettuce in her backpack along with coke and a kitchen knife covered in ketchup. leo has been on his fourth cup of gasoline and is now ricocheting across the room like a ping-pong ball. hazel has this collection of teeth but she does not mention who she got them from, also she eats pebbles whole. frank is currently a camel and has successfully snuck into a navy base by speaking in mandarin and spitting in a pilot’s face. reyna has been sleep deprived since 2012 and somehow got her hand on all the classified files in washington, so now she’s giving a sixty-eight slide presentation on why 2075 is not a real year. they have not seen the sun is approximately seven months.








