I've been wondering... did they use real people for the half orc faces, too? And if so, did they tell them from the start? Like "Hey we're looking for orc face models! Hit us up!"?
Because if not...woof.
Imagine with me.
You go to this audition for faces for some game. Sounds fun, quick money, bam. So you get your face scanned. Quick thing. And then you fuck off home and forget about it.
But then said game comes out and you're like "Oh snap I wanna see my face in the game!" because vanity, of course you want to see yourself in a game. We all want to.
Anyway - you buy the game, and you see all these amazing races.
Elves. Half elves. Tieflings. Dwarves.
You think: "Woah! I hope I'm one of the elves or tieflings!" Because they're known for being pretty, right? And you're smoking hot, if you say so yourself.
But you're not an elf. Nor are you a tiefling. Not even a boring human. So what could you be?
Quickly, you click through them all, wondering where the fuck they hid your face. It has to be there, you know it does.
Half-Orc is last.
You click on it.
And there you are.
A fucking orc. Of all the things they could've turned you into, that's what they saw in your features.
An orc.
A fucking orc.
