#i'll call it...

[rattierose]

Cool and sexy older witch: yeah so you can be my apprentice if you wanna, but just warning you I mostly do dark magic.

New witch: like, the illegal stuff? I don't really have a problem witht that, I just don't really know any spells in the field.

Older witch: haha yeah the illegal stuff. And no worries, you can still help out. I'll teach you a thing or two. I mean, the potions you make for your hrt are technically dark magic.

New witch: wait is it THAT obvious I'm trans?

Older witch: wait do you not. remember Friday night last week?

New witch: I. What.

Older witch: hon we almost had sex.

New witch: I. WHAT.

Older witch: yeah we were both pretty drunk and you started taking your clothes off like a little slut after I told you I was saphicc.

New witch: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT-

Older witch: don't get me wrong! You're really cute and I was into it, you just couldn't really consent, so.

New witch: *pitching a tent*

Older witch: yeah anyway when I said no to having sex you started crying and I gave you my business card. You called me two days later, asking for am apprenticeship.

New witch: so. You just. Agreed?

Older witch: well yeah I want an apprentice and a girlfriend, so if figured why not?

New witch: GIRLFRIEND?!?!

[monsterblogging]

Herc Hansen inviting Stacker Pentecost over for Christmas in 2024. They both know it'll be Stacker's last Christmas - the cancer will get him sometime in the next year. Herc knows about Operation Pitfall (he's known about it the whole time). He asks Stacker to take it easy, don't push himself so hard - because he doesn't want to lose him sooner than he has to. But Stacker won't do it, he's going to see Operation Pitfall through to the end.

Their last Christmas together is a bittersweet one.

[miles-ssunshi]

Waiter, I would like more Skyfallen please.

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Mmm some fanart of these two idiots I hate them guys I hope they explode frfr

This was originally just a Pokefied PLA thingy but I mayyyy have...uhm,,, fixated on them a little bit too much so I just made it a whole AU yeahhh. I have a lot of stuff abt them, this isn't funny anymore.

[ryctone]

Couldn’t sleep so I made some random edits before I come back to doing college assigments again.

And I feel like I need to tag @amethystwereraven​ because I got inspired by their concept of The Gang™ (Basically, take random cookies that have no relation whatsoever; and make em best friends, so,,, go follow Raven :)).

[alice-in-idol-land]

♡ Zephiel ♡ Winter’s Envoy ♡

~Free for use, no credit necessary~

[luclo-ohs]

i just want to make a dbd server so i can invite my dbd mutuals so we can be rats together

[boredfaneliza]

Breaking the Fourth Wall is for Indie games: Tutorial Part 1

Aka I got inspired by fourth wall breaking indie games and decided to make an au about. But with a twist. ;)

All of they meet up from each generes of video games eventuallly!

Aka shenanigans.

Will I be adding ocs? Yes, but they comment on the plot and have the same reactions as you guys! :D

Can do they anything? Maybe. They're 'guardians' according to the game masters. But really they're just players and make sure not to fuck shit up.

I DID WROTE A DRABBLE FOR THIS BUT TUMBLR STARTS TO FUCK IT UP.

Moving on!

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Playable Characters:

Horror Fantasy

Moo/Brock

-The mom friend in the party.

-He's a trained cleric and work as a artist in his world.

-Married to Ohm aka a ghost.

-When he's about to cast some spells and it fails, he can get frustrated as he throws away his staff.

-He wears sunglasses, which he borrows from Brian, because he lost his sight due to the weird cult. (The same cult who killed Ohm).

-Has a hard time understanding high technology from Luke, Brian, Anthony, and Delirious's world.

-Oh yeah he's friends with Brian.

Player: Rizal Moore

Self-aware: Low

Ohm/Ryan

-The dad friend.

-He's a ghost who summons huge hamners that could wreck your ass.

-He's married to Moo-Moo.

-Let's talk about those hamners. Afraid of falling? He'll fucking tear down a wall or leave a crack on the ground like from Ice Age.

-He can see, but covers his eyes anyways. He does in fact guide Brock because Ohm is his husband.

-Who gives a fuck about technology? He can possessed it!

-Friends with Cartoonz. (Brotp? No? Ok).

-Enjoys Anthony's sense of humor.

Player: Andrew Lancaster

Self aware: Low/Medium

Adventure under the sea:

Brian/Terrorriser

-Kinda a adventurer, but really he's a fisherman and found a merman one time.

-Now he's enemies with Cartoonz. (Kinda).

-Hell he didn't know they exist or some shit.

-He can handle a fight really good.

-Friends with Brock because holy shit he's nice, but got hurt.

-Now his goal just want to find the cult who did it to them. (Oof)

-Tries to help them with the technology.

-He's kinda a asshole to Ohm, but hey we do that when we meet new people.

Player: Alma Willy

Self aware: High

Luke/Cartoonz

-A fire lava merman...

-Because there's underwater volcanoes...

-Hates humans due to his eye being stolen from him. Except the party (and maybe Brian).

-Cartoonz is his merman form name while his human form name is Luke.

-Is okay with Brock.

-Ohm + Cartoonz = BROTP (idstillshipitdontkillme)

-Delirious is his bro in law!

-Even though he's the only who can breathe underwater, he can give that kinda power, which it is a necklace, and they can breathe too! (If asked politely).

Player: Dia Sheldon

Self aware: Low

I'll add more later and explanation. Right now I'm going to sleep for one hour.