#i'm an engineer

[thesophisticatedworm]

Okay so here's a post nobody asked for...

But I wanna share my maths on how many times Theo had his heart ripped out by Tara while in Hell cuz it causes me physicial pain to think about

If we lead with the assumptions that:

S5 is set during the Fall semester (September to mid-December)

S6A is set during the Spring semester (early-January to mid-May)

Theo was sent to Hell in 5x20 - the end of S5

Theo returned in 6x06 - first half of S6A

The longest possible amount of time Theo could've spent in Hell is 235 days (September to mid-May)

The shortest amount of time Theo could've spent in Hell is 22 days (mid-December to early-January)

Operating on a guess of Tara ripping Theo's heart out every 10 minutes, that's:

6 times an hour

144 times a day (24 hours)

If Theo was in Hell for 235 days, that means Tara ripped his heart out 33,840 times - however, it is unlikely Theo was actually in Hell for this long

If Theo was in Hell for 22 days, that means Tara ripped his heart out 3,168 times - although Theo was likely in Hell for longer than this

The most likely answer is that Theo was in Hell from October/November to January/February - without exact dates it's hard to get an exact figure but it would be somewhere between 62 and 151 days

Using the mean average of 62 and 151 days, it can be estimated that Theo spent around 106.5 days in Hell

This means that Tara (most likely) ripped Theo's heart out approximately:

15,336 times

[wild-karrde]

Listen, I know we all have our favorite Bad Batchers, but Tech will forever and always be my mine. He is, hands down, the most chaotic, and is ALWAYS ready to rumble. Cody might get a lot of credit for his droid kicks, but let me just say this one from Tech was EXQUISITE.

When they rolled into the training facility to get Hunter and he had a WHOLE ASS THERMAL DETONATOR AT THE READY, it just confirmed my theory.

Do you realize how absolutely unhinged your flying has to be to rattle a dude that's been blown up? Gregor would have noped into hyperspace if he could have.

I could go for days, whether it be his half-cocked plan to get the ship impounded or his complete lack of concern about everything but life support on the Marauder failing, but TL;DR: I love this absolutely chaotic man and cannot wait to see him scare the absolute shit out of people again in S2.

[swingsetindecember]

our summer intern: *telling me she’s never asked a question in class because she’s afraid of the prof laughing at her*

me: *retelling how i once spilled ice cream all over my prof’s desk during office hours* you shouldn’t let that stop you

[lady-shiranaisa]

Sweet Dreams Part 8

No angst this time? Well kinda. It's always there, it's just won't be in the spotlight for a couple parts.

You don't really need knowledge about the au for this one.

POV Plagg:

First time at Marinette:

Third time:

Fifth time:

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[realneverever]

"tojáskeltető", UV LED-ek, termőföld 🌱

[fratzombie]

Is there a want for vegan classic furby faceplates with working movable parts? Like eyelids and mouths that work.

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[taunyatta]

Started Dead Space 2 yesterday just finished it. Holy shit. Isaac Clarke is such a badass wtf. Best protagonist ever.