#i'm bitches

[sapphicqueen]

Bitches don't want money, they want the Practical Magic house

[butterscotch-goat]

bitches be like "it's my comfort musical" and it's literally the crucifixion of jesus christ

[mushroomburial]

bitches be like he's so hot you don't understand and then they show you him and he's 2D

[various-swear-words]

Ao3 go down for an extended time and bitches start talking like there writing letters to loved ones during the American Civil war.

[bluesycatharsis]

bitches definitely love his swag

[walkin-after-midnight]

the only thing the military is good for is being fetishized in fanfiction♥️

[spectral-phases]

Bitches will really look at this kid and say "let's traumatize him until he's a broken shell of who he was"

[theinfiknight]

Bitches love categorising