corpse flower ⋆˚｡⋆𐂂₊⊹⭑☾⋆☀︎｡˚⋆

corpse flower is me, i am corpse flower my tiktok

[corpseflowerisregulus]

intro post (i guess)

✮｡ I'm a minor

✮｡ my dms are always open (maybe not if you're an adult, cause yeah…)

this post feels more like I'm procrastinating than it having a good purpose but who cares

✮｡ you can use any pronouns i don't really give a shit (mostly gets referred by she/her but i don't have a pref)

✮｡ I'm a lesbian so if you don't vibe with that you should leave

✮｡ I'm a ⋆｡°Regulus black°｡⋆ and barty crouch ✨jr✨ kinnie (obsessed with marauders in general)

✮｡ i live for osemanverse especially radio silence and solitaire. They have shaped me as a person

✮｡ greece sucks but if you're not greek then you don't get to agree

✮ ⋆ ˚𖦹 ⋆｡°✩ content ✩°｡⋆ 𖦹˚ ⋆ ✮

✩⋆ I'll probably mostly post marauders stuff ⋆au ⋆sketches ⋆fic recs ⋆maybe even short stories

✩⋆ rants about: things that annoy me and generally my life

✩｡ my art?

✩｡ probably some posts about alice oseman books, especially radio silence and solitaire

✩｡ playlists? Maybe

✩｡ whatever else i feel like (bear with me)

✮ ⋆ ˚𖦹 ⋆｡°✩ links ✩°｡⋆ 𖦹˚ ⋆ ✮

Tiktok (I don't know why i was ranting about yungblud but i wasn't that obsessed so i don't know wtf that was)

ao3 (the fics are a bit rushed and overall badly written and probably abandoned but i might come back and fix them. I'm not proud ok?)

I'm currently writing a fic I'm actually proud of it's called Those midnight talks (I don't mind losing sleep over). If you like college student Sirius trying to raise a fifteen y.o. Regulus (and Barty) with the help of his friends and oblivious teenage bartylus, then you should check it out.

Here's my insta. The story was from when i was younger. I literally never post there, just have it for messages.

[violentoffender]

[naninenuny]

"one day I am gonna grow wings" but for regulus it means death, for sirius freedom, and for remus it means both

[nells-world]

Remus Lupin

[surrenderth3stars]

I saw a post comparing Hornkus Binglefuck to a hamster and it gave me an idea...

What if Hornkus was Barty's pet hamster (named hornkus binglefuck because of course he'd give his pet hamster the most diabolical name ever)

One day while the skittles were practicing transfiguration spells in Barty, Evan and Reg's dorm, the hamster escaped and accidentally got caught in a spell, turning him into a human.

None of them can figure out how to turn him back, so now Hornkus is just roaming the castle as a human. The skittles end up gaslighting the rest of the school into thinking he's been a student here the whole time, and somehow get away with it.

He sleeps in their dorm under Barty's bed and is always stealing their clothes and blankets to make a nest in there like a hamster. Even after he's adjusted to life as a human, he just likes it under there.

[mossy-of-the-valley]

barty had an imaginary friend when he was a kid because he was locked in his room so often. it wasnt cute, it was creepy.

[pandorarosiermybeloved]

Hornkus Binglefuck origin story?? 😱🤯

[7975348473]

what if we all just collectively added hornkus binglefuck to our intro posts, for the baby marauders fans that are bound to come along and be confused

[ecklekecle]

barty refers to evan as his rose toy

[wereokarentwemoony]

I was thinking recently that Remus and Regulus are very similar, but there’s one key difference.

Regulus acts angry because he’s sad on the inside, and Remus acts sad because he’s angry on the inside.

[catchafalling-star]

“jegulus wouldn’t happen in canon because-”

jkr hates queer people, NO gay couple would happen in canon! just let people ship in peace

[hawkeye12]

“Casanova Remus this” “Casanova Remus that” Remus Lupin accidentally looked at his crush’s lips for 0.2 seconds and berated himself and called himself a pervert

[indigolune]

remus likes to play with regulus' belt loops as they talk and time how long it takes for him to stop making sense

[rttnreg]

[indigolune]

Hope makes SO many jokes about "good thing I got a new son, I was getting bored of the old one" while introducing regulus to her friends during moonwater's engagement party

reg's ears are crimson and remus can't stop himself from making fun of him

[thetwoanddoubleme]

No one actually knew Moonwater was dating until one time in the library when Remus called regulus “baby”.

They weren’t even trying to hide it, everyone was just oblivious to them.

In the library.

Remus: “hey baby can u pass me that?”

Regulus: “why do you always make me do everything.” Gives him the thing he was asking for.

Lily: “wait what did you just call him?”

Peter: “I heard that too, is there something going on?😏”

Remus: “did you guys not know?”

Regulus: “we’ve been dating for months now.”

Marlene and james: “WHAT!”

Remus: “I thought we were being obvious?”

James: “APPARENTLY THE FUCK NOT? WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?!”

Remus: “I mean we never really hid it.”

Regulus: “you guys are just kinda slow sometimes.”

Peter: “…”

Peter: “so who’s gonna tell Sirius.”

[adharathestara]

authentically Welsh remus who spends hours playing with random sheep in fields whenever he's bored

(he's trying to cancel out the wolf)

[kissrosier]

“pls tell me this is platonic moonwater” 52 dead 76 injured