#i'm c rying

[connanro]

sister: i can't believe people ever boiled anyone in oil. that's such a--

me: --horrible thing to do to a person!!!

sister: --waste of oil.

sister:

me:

sister: well, that too.

[shima-draws]

ZACK’S LUMBERJACK BOYBAND I’M FNAKJDSNADMSAKLDA

[sarcastic-crustacean]

DID COREY JUST CALL MIKE A BETA-CUCK ON LIVE TELEVISION IMMA HEAD OUT-

[avosloved]

ingrid: your daughter’s behavior is befitting of and suits her

william: ah so in other words...she has learned nothing still and continues to act like a hellion bent on either destroying or killing herself. got it.

[wulfinroc]

Eat the egg

“There are a lot of things that I’ll do, including eat other pokemon. BUT NOT BABIES!!!!!!!” He doesn’t really like egg that much anyways.

[herayth]

open  starter based on this ! relationship:   squadron 42 !

“       three  women  ----  three  women  in  a  matter  of  four  weeks.     and  you’re  telling  me  you  want  me  to  dress  up  as  one ?     ”       narrowed  eyes  would  travel  from  the  objects  now  in  his  possession  to  his  current  partner  standing  before  him.     this  was  absolutely  ridiculous.      there  were  females  ----  MULTIPLE  females  on  their  team  ----  and  yet  here  he  was  ,    being  handed  a   red  dress  ,   heels  and  a  long  black  wig  that  looks  like  its  in  DIRE  need  of  a  wash.      this  wasn’t  a  job  for  a  goddamn  special  agent  like  himself  ----   at  least  ,    given  his  daggered  glare  ,    kook-do  didn’t  THINK  so.      “      yah  ,   are  you  daft ?     what  idiot  ----  no  matter  how  dark  it  is  or  how  drunk  they  are  ----  would  fall  for  this ?     ”    a  gesture  to  his  tall  and  built  form    ,    wig  and  dress  in  one  hand  ,     before  he’d  bring  up  his  other  palm  ;    an  act  of  an  EXCHANGE.     “    i  won’t  do  it.    now  give  me  the  keys.     ”

[thecuriousinferno]

i accidentally gave myself a new OT3 with YouHaRuby

[fullofotayuri]

Otabek could cut my hand with his jawline and I would still be so grateful