#i'm cryingg

[cafhune]

I FAINTED HOMAGYAD

choking. Mouth agaped

[ogalactus]

magic!anon : you're a frog for the next 1hr

again without warning does a power unlike any other wash over the mighty galactus !! though unlike the last which swayed emotion ... this wave changes the physicality. kin to the earth succumbing to the raging waves of an ocean ; the ancient entity crumbles & disintegrates at the mercy of this unknown force. when the misty energies of change subsides, the universe bears witness ... to a frog !

an angry little frog, at that. though perhaps not so easy to see nor hear. anyone who dared approach would surely be squeaked at.

[velzote-velhi-azote-nitrogen]

I was drawing drawings to my classmate, and then he takes my stationery knife and cuts these drawings with all his might, so that there are even scratches on the desk. And he threw all these small pieces on the floor. I am very hurt and sad, I tried and painted, they were beautiful and bright.

Thanks.

[shroombies]

"Someone just said 'bacteriussy'. Sorry I got distracted by that. I'm gonna photocopy my ass" WHO ARE U

[symeona]

Apparently the performance that's happening in front of Anakin and Sheev is called SQUID LAKE

And idk what to do with this information I just think it's genius

[emeraldcas]

IT'S FINALLY MY YEAR

[lady-raziel]

i love that mark gets the plot of who killed markiplier when talking to the AI but Ethan literally gets a self-insert gay fanfic

[riotsofbloom]

And for as long as she could remember, she'd heard her father, an otherwise quiet, slow man, make the Joke, the one that must have been handed down from Aching to Aching for hundreds of years. He'd say, 'Another day of work and I'm still Aching,' or 'I get up Aching and I go to bed Aching,' or even 'I'm Aching all over.' They weren't particularly funny after about the third time, but she'd miss it if he didn't say at least one of them every week. They didn't have to be funny — they were father jokes.

The Wee Free Men – Terry Pratchett

I CAN’T BELIEVE TERRY PRATCHETT INVENTED DAD JOKES