#not a post

[vocalsynthtextposts]

Fucking Kasane Teto is selling Baguettes dude. Does She Know?

[harai-goshi]

You idiot. You fuxking dumbass. DEATH metal is when you cum inside, BLACK metal is when you pull out and make a big deal about it

[velzote-velhi-azote-nitrogen]

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[thegoodthegrandandtheugly]

We should have a Holy Grail War but for all the recurring anons on this blog who pop up every now and again, fighting with their blorbos

I feel like that would put me in the position of being the overseer that the Church sends in, and in that case I'm summoning a servant myself and taking everyone out with me, as it's preferable than having to be Catholic.

[rain92w]

why do ppl tag posts as #not a post WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IT'S A POST ON TUMBLR WHATTTT

[wouldasprenhelp]

So we have internet again, but last time I tried opening Desktop Tumblr the post maker *wouldn’t load.* So I’m going to be honest, I don’t know if the hiatus will continue or not. If it does load, then we’re good to go! If not, we’re gonna have to wait until we get a new ISP.

[lgbtqiafrog]

hello internet, and welcome to crossover theory! okay, listen. we all know how sans and athena are actually the same exact person, and ancient greek philosophers talked to tiresias and learned from him about the existence of sans and wrote athena around him, blah blah blah, but did you know that sans athena is posessed by mario from hit game series super mario bros??? hear me out. on january 7th, 2026, sans athena posted on tumblr.com "MAMA MIA IM THE MARIO MAN LETS A GO WAHOO ITS A ME MARIO", which proves that either sans athena is really mario or something darker is going on. see, mario is known to have powers of possession, as we see in that one chapter of paper mario the thousand year door where mario possesses this guy and becomes a shadow i think. i haven't played the game. but if mario has the powers of possession, and was able to possess sans athena, this only leads to one possibility. mario is real. after chris pratt played the hit character in the 2023 mario movie, he started to become mario. and as we know from an article on the Sunday Paper, chris pratt went to italy, and it changed his life. you know who’s italian? mario. the article mentions him taking to the *pope* and that changing his life, so you might be wondering how that could be mario, but in the hit game super paper mario, the italian plumber speaks to his universe’s version of our God. and the only person who can speak to God in catholicism is the pope. mario is the pope. what does this mean? here's my theory: back in 2024 when the mario movie came out, he was given a vision of traveling to italy by mario himself. but it took until 2025 for chris pratt to finally travel to italy, and when he did, he met mario in the flesh. when he did, he went to go speak to the pope (mario) and mario possessed him, making chris pratt finally become the famous plumber. that’s how mario is real and possessed sans athena. but hey, that’s just a theory. a crossover theory! tell me about a complicated megolavania.