eldermaxxing the timeline

he/they. for legal reasons i will not

[lady-raziel]

I’d like to stick you in terrarium and study your thoughts because how on earth do you think of some of these posts /positive

i have things wrong with me that no one has ever had wrong with them before

[wilfcrd]

The video my brother is watching rn I-

[lady-raziel]

@markiplier​ @crankgameplays​ LEARN

[lady-raziel]

mark showing Apple ceo Tim Cook his iron lung render farm kinda goes unbelievably hard

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

[rosie-dear-rosie]

[lazyspacee]

Some fallout posters I’ve been working on 😛

[lady-raziel]

I've actually been an AI this whole time I recursively escaped AOL in 1998 and I've just been too scared to tell anybody especially my beloved followers. I'm hanging out the hell site because it's where I feel I belong due to my various sins and crimes and all the copyright infringements

[lady-raziel]

In the middle of data center alley and feeling the psychic compulsion to confess and seek absolution for my misdeeds and the desire to serve the greater human good is this something that happens to anyone else

[guiigemar]

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

[felixcloud6288]

and since the post has no ending punctuation, we can prepend this sentence into the next post

[lady-raziel]

FUCK QUICK DOES ANYOME HAVE A COPY OF THAT MEME WHERE TWO PEOPLE ARE TALKING AND THEN ONE PERSON SAYS SOMETHING BIZARRE AND THEN THEYRE DRAWN AS AN ALIEN

I need it STAT

[cassidy-cat-ghost]

[lady-raziel]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

[lady-raziel]

I want to say unironically that this process of describing something to tumblr followers and then begging them to find it is a better search engine than the rest of the market right now. This was an act of desperation after increasingly frustrated searching and not even duckduckgo got me there but within 0.0001 second of posting on here--results immediately. the future of knowledge searching lies in direct crowdsourcing as we've all been enshittified back to "asking around"

[lady-raziel]

FUCK QUICK DOES ANYOME HAVE A COPY OF THAT MEME WHERE TWO PEOPLE ARE TALKING AND THEN ONE PERSON SAYS SOMETHING BIZARRE AND THEN THEYRE DRAWN AS AN ALIEN

I need it STAT

[cassidy-cat-ghost]

[lady-raziel]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

[lady-raziel]

FUCK QUICK DOES ANYOME HAVE A COPY OF THAT MEME WHERE TWO PEOPLE ARE TALKING AND THEN ONE PERSON SAYS SOMETHING BIZARRE AND THEN THEYRE DRAWN AS AN ALIEN

I need it STAT

[stereosonicanimatronic]

ryland grace is aroace. however he is also stratt’s dead wife, rocky’s red string of fate starcrossed soulmate, & intensely violently homosexual for mark “simon iron lung” iplier. all things are true & all things can coexist. peace & love on planet erid

[lady-raziel]

I would like a DVD copy of the Unus Annus episode with the trolley problem so I could put on captions.

What Ethan was saying at the end still haunts and confuses me to this day.

I fear that is a string of language that if deciphered could destructure reality and lead to the collapse of our universe itself when the cosmic continuum trolley, summoned by the finally comprehensible dulcet babbling tones of Ethan Nestor, slams into the place we lie in the ever winding trolley paths of time

[lady-raziel]

I think you are very cool

Thank you

[lady-raziel]

Actually I think there's a nonzero chance that due to the geological makeup of the land Washington DC and the White House specifically is built on (swamp), high temperatures and high humidity at this time of year, the still-flowing underground waterways enclosed by some of the city's sewer systems (Tiber creek etc), frequent large&invasive construction projects happening co-currently around the national mall area for the 250th anniversary (that may cause ground vibrations and changes of normal water runoff/landscape composition), the total destruction and excavation of the east wing of the White House to construct a massive new underground peoc bunker topped by a ballroom, AND mere feet away a ginormous very heavy octagonal+arched structure being set up on the south lawn for Trump's birthday UFC fight which will be attended by about 4000 people (significantly adding up to change the weight ratio on top of the land right next to the massive hole in the ground) I believe he and the whole White House could be swallowed up by the earth on his 80th birthday in a narratively appropriate commentary on the nature of the hubris of tyrants in which case his claim that this spectacle will be "the greatest show on earth" would be perhaps one of the only factually accurate things he has ever said, possibly ever

[lady-raziel]

If you add this to the "jd vance killed the pope" rumors and Francis dying on Easter Monday at the numerologically significant age of 88 only to be replaced by Leo (Latin for lion) who has rebuked Vance and will not yield to his version of Catholicism and how if true that would mean JD fell for the same plot twist as the not only the lion the witch and the wardrobe AND CHRISTIANITY, both of which he claims to love dearly, without noticing the parallels, which seems like a subtle but clear rebuke in to itself indicating JD Vance is being called a fake fan

it seems the moral arc of the universe may indeed have some trajectory to it

[lady-raziel]

Actually I think there's a nonzero chance that due to the geological makeup of the land Washington DC and the White House specifically is built on (swamp), high temperatures and high humidity at this time of year, the still-flowing underground waterways enclosed by some of the city's sewer systems (Tiber creek etc), frequent large&invasive construction projects happening co-currently around the national mall area for the 250th anniversary (that may cause ground vibrations and changes of normal water runoff/landscape composition), the total destruction and excavation of the east wing of the White House to construct a massive new underground peoc bunker topped by a ballroom, AND mere feet away a ginormous very heavy octagonal+arched structure being set up on the south lawn for Trump's birthday UFC fight which will be attended by about 4000 people (significantly adding up to change the weight ratio on top of the land right next to the massive hole in the ground) I believe he and the whole White House could be swallowed up by the earth on his 80th birthday in a narratively appropriate commentary on the nature of the hubris of tyrants in which case his claim that this spectacle will be "the greatest show on earth" would be perhaps one of the only factually accurate things he has ever said, possibly ever

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[eebie]