#i'm doing it wrong

[atheostic]

Them: You're an atheist because you want to sin!

Me: Ma'am, I'm an asexual homebody who rarely ever drinks (and when I do it's like, one cooler). If I'm in it for the sinning I'm doing this wrong.

[forgotten-fr0st]

Hijack Week 2020

Day 2: PNAU/RPNAU/First Time but it's actually Cuddle Time

Sometimes you just need a big hug and a good cry.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27612491/chapters/67762522

[anicomicqueen]

Just something random I thought of when my professor was explaining convection in terms of how the Earth's core cools itself. He used boiling water for example and thus....we have this.

[nikibogwater]

I don’t think I’m very good at shipping

Everyone Else: Smut, smut, smut, smut, smut, smut, smut, hot, sexy smut...

Me: *Happily fantasizes about wrinkly old Zelda helping wrinkly old Link down the stairs when his hip starts acting up so he can see their grandkids*

[plushie-neopet]

Golden Ivy Leaves? Unconscious ixi? I am so lost...

[battlecatjzx]

Reblog if you can relate.

[nagai-in-hell]

One of my biggest issues online is that the majority of people i know are underage mfs with very different life situations. This fuckers are hearing me vent about how i wanna replace my shitty fridge for a real nice one and how i still don't fully understand how to pay taxes and all my adult bullshit and i can't help but picture them being like

I'm so sorry

[mistressemmedi]

Oo i saw this one there are turkish articles but you have to translate

She really spoke to the Sun for 10k pounds and her father was not happy about it 😂

For 10k she better have provided the Sun with a diorama of what exactly happened