My life is as messy as a Ferrari race strategy @mistressemmedi - Tumblr Blog

saw you in public today!

#in-elysium #q&a

Death, taxes, manifesting the usual first lap fuck up, etc etc

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I hope the McLaren explodes 🥰

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I hope that RBR explodes 🥰

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I love mess

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maja-paja

Place your bets on how many battery related DNFs we'll get lol

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orpheuslament

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

userfish

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

georgie63russell

u slog away in a williams for 3 years and when u finally get the chance to go to mercedes ur in the shadow of ur 7x wdc teammate and when he finally leaves, ur younger teammate starts winning everything, leaving u in the shadows

now tell me, are u george russell or nico rosberg

#💀💀💀💀

happydivorce

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

#formula 1 in a nutshell