One (1) Long Boi™

he/she/they/it 20+ yrs of experience in being long. I'M THE CREATURE BUT I DIDN'T BREACH CONTAINMENT I PROMISE YOU GUYS

[pukicho]

Went to the penis store to see what they had. Shouldn’t have gone to the penis store.

[pukicho]

Alright man

[pukicho]

That guy in the back comes with every order

[call-me-lemon]

What are you doing with the duplicates?

[pukicho]

Releasing them into the forest so that they may be free

[nagai-in-hell]

Pretty sure that the duplicate burritos are just being eaten imo

[sirfrogsworth]

I know these people are incapable of feeling guilt or empathy most of the time, but I'm going to tell every one of them my mother died and it sucked. I don't care.

Maybe I'm trying to make sure a horrible, pointless, unnecessary death can have some meaning beyond my grief. That my mom's suffering can have some... reason.

[nagai-in-hell]

My last memory of my grandma was videocalling her, while she was plugged to a respirator, and smiling, telling me she'd be fine. She died the day after. I didn't get to say goodbye.

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

[daovihi]

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

[nagai-in-hell]

Ad hating commie gang unite

[vervaincircle-deactivated202411]

slapping this badge on my blog

[pukicho]

I think the only thing I don't agree with you on is your dislike for nostalgia, otherwise you're one of my favorite internet critters. Ironically, I think one of the reasons I find so much joy in your posts is because you remind me of how one of my childhood friends was. Why the hatred for nostalgia?

I don't hate reminiscing on old things, I just dislike the usage of Nostalgia as this quick, cheap tool in invoking an emotional response out of someone. I don't like how 99% of the world uses nostalgia - they treat it as a novel, disposable little referential device, or as an aesthetic veneer to mask a poorly-executed creative work.

Your melodies aren't any less shallow just because you learned what tape distortion and pitch warble is. Your TV show isn't any less poorly written just because you've dressed it up in an 80s theme. Your movie isn't good merely because it references an older movie I actually have a fondness for.

And yet it works on people, time and time again, they fall for this cheap party trick. It reaps your sentimentality and leaves you a bloodless husk that can't discern the real feeling from the manufactured. When done so lazily, it becomes akin to emotional manipulation.

Nostalgia has become such a common creative tool, it begs the question how novel the concept truly is anymore and what value it has in our community and culture in general. Nostalgia is a tool that should be used to inspire and iterate upon, not to wallow in.

Our fondness for things shouldn't be anchored to the past, lest we give up on the prospects of a future where something new and beautiful appears before us. I see people trapped in their own memories and it saddens me, because it means they've given up on the concept of experience. It's a false comfort to believe that the ghosts of the past can bring you happiness in your future.

[pseudospectre]

So it turns out you can just buy old x-rays off ebay

[skin-bible]

I cannot imagine the fear of living in a red state. I hope everything turns out well. Is there any way we can help aside from signal boosting/donating?

Yes.

Kill [redacted], [redacted], and [redacted] in my name.

In all seriousness, I probably won't be able to get to Canada because I've never once had a successful donation goal before outside of affording my super important medications (and evading hospitalization). But even then, i couldn't afford all of them and had to forego a month of both anti anxieties and both antidepressants.

In the very least, my lease ends in December, and I hope to have at minimum 3k to afford a small uhaul and move to a blue state that would have more protections for Blue and I.

I do have a specific state in mind, but for privacy reasons (because I know people still stalk my blog) I will not be saying which one

Thank you for offering though, but my minds drawing a blank

[nagai-in-hell]

Im not gonna lie, i get the sentiment of killing some people to make everything better.

I hope once my economics stabilize i can donate even a little to help you out, and truly i hope you get to Canada, or to a blue state.

I'm still around if any other means of helping ever come to mind. Wishing you the best of luck for now. It'll get better :]

[skin-bible]

I lost all my donations because its been too long since I haven't had a bank account, and now that I have one everythings been refunded so now I have to start back from scratch 😭

I desperately need help. I need to move out of Missouri (preferably Canada if we reach over the full 9k). We live paycheck to paycheck because we're a single-income household, and I'll become too disabled to work in the future, and I don't want to die here.

My own (nazi) family members have outed and threatened to kill me just for being trans and gay married. I have been stalked and harassed online by them and others who support them.

Not only that, but we have been witnessing Republicans getting violent with lgbt looking people, poc, and other minorities, and I'm so scared I'll be next.

I'm visibly trans, can't afford men's clothes since transitioning, and I've already had 2 run ins with people who were out to hurt me. One of them being a truck with "SS" spray painted on the back literally trying to run me off the road because I have a pride bumper sticker (we were the only two people on the road at the time, and he had no license plate i could reference).

Donate to Jonathan's Urgent Move for Safety, organized by Emmily Pippin

Hi again, I go by Simon and sometimes Jonathan, he/they, etc. I live in a deep red st… Emmily Pippin needs your support for Jonathan's Urge

I have caṣhapp, vënmo, and päypal as well

$1 helps, a reblog helps, a share helps.

$0/9k

[redstonedust]

are you, as an adult, still actively friends with any of your school classmates?

yes

no

i'm still in school/i didn't go to school/nuance/bald/results

Voting ended onJul 6, 2025

you can use your own definition on what you'd count as as still being friends! i'm just curious cause i don't think i've spoken a single word to any of my highschool friends since i graduated LMAO.

[gleerant]

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

[gleerant]

this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you have met the librarian

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i want to be coaxed out of my carrier with a Little Treat...

[nagai-in-hell]

*throws a piece of tuna jelly*

[nagai-in-hell]

Got them from Earthbound back in like 2015/16 I think

They're so beautiful i hope you find the most satisfying use for them <3

[skin-bible]

What should I do with these 3 books?

One I have started using as a witchcraft notebook but idk about the other two.

I've had these for 10 years I think

Comment please !!

[skin-bible]

Tell me now.

[nagai-in-hell]

Oh oh i have an idea!! How about turning one into a diary for like, interesting occurrences and mishaps (or just a normal diary) and the other as a little sketchbook

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[rustmarty]

guys. please

[this-whole-situation]

[creature-amalgam]

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

both of these simultaneously

[primeministerofantarctica]

Therapy is expensive, but there are free non-chatgpt resources out there

Therapy Worksheets, Tools, and Handouts | Therapist Aid

Free worksheets, treatment guides, and videos for mental health professionals. Topics include CBT, anger management, self-esteem, relaxation

Finch - Your New Self Care Best Friend

Finch - Your New Self Care Best Friend

You feel like shit. That sucks. You Feel Like Shit is a game designed to help you help yourself through your shitty times and practice self

Introduction to the Analog Brain - Skip the intro and go to the tool - Sometimes (lots of times) (all the time), I have the urge to do

I've used all of these and can vouch for them. Stay safe, love u guys 💖

[embrvx]

Happy Pride Month yall 🌈✨

made this last year but I still like it (aro flag is upside down bc I'm very dumb, sorry)