#i'm down.

[flames-on-blog1]

You’re sick, Eddie!

[fateswitch]

starter call for ms. wendy beauchamp ! 

[hittcr-a]

photogrvphed replied to your post “i feel like it’s been 84 years. but anyway. i did go get the green...”

hana i love you but i read that sentence as "i want to eat pussy out" and my first thought was 'proud of u'

i MEAN I DO THO. listen. we ain’t done diddly. tbh it’s tough. but it’d be nice. IT’D BE NICE.

[augustdementhe]

I'm not going to insist that I exist as a human being without fluids being involved, but FUCKING FUCK the amount of oil that leaks out of my face at night gets on my nerves.

You don't understand--it's not even about being shiny, my issue is once my eyes are back open it gets in them. And then I can't wipe my eyes twice because after one pass my hands are COATED in Oil of August.

And the tissues are just...never in the same place at any time. I just keep knocking shit over.

[spacepandar]

Whenever I email this print shop from my personal email, they always reply to my work email 😭 *For clarification, I send print jobs to them frequently for work, and although my email addresses do not look alike, I use the same sort of semi-business formal language. Also, I'm confident they don't get many messages from people with my name, so it's probably just a habit for them to reply to my work address.

I mean... cool that I get non-profit org pricing that way, but I'm not trying to take advantage. I'LL DO IT, but it's never my intention.

[sweetness-doesnt-touch-my-face]

Despite selling shit on eBay because nobody would pay me for my work (ha) take great solace in knowing that I have not spent a single cent on myself. And I made $100. So I still don’t treat myself FYI.

[isitsafe]

Revolution anyone?