#i'm embarrassed

[dirtyl0ver]

Tim fans are well fed yk who's really starving? Us E.J fans :/

This made me laugh I'm so sorry lol 😭😭😭 been starving yall for soooo long FORGIVE ME

[puptr3fied]

Hi! Do you take requests?

If so, I think a fic bases on this excerpt:

"she can't have her parents walking in again. poor cassandra…finding your daughter with her whole face buried in between a girl's thighs is not the most ideal situation"

of your cailtyn story would be phenomenal 🙏

If you don't, feel free to ignore this! :)

　let's start by saying caitlyn knows how to eat pussy and loves doing it :3 babe could have it for breakfast, lunch, dinner and even dessert. she wouldn't call herself an expert per se, but she's quite proud of her talent.

sure, receiving it feels good—but what's better than knowing you're making a girl cum with just your mouth? to cait, absolutely nothing. the moans, the hair-pulling, the thighs clenching against her head ♡ ugh chef's kiss.

( she came untouched a few times from it but you did not hear it from me ok? )

it's usually one the first things she does when you successfully sneak into her room. like a reward for getting through massive place she calls home without anyone noticing.

your back against the bed and legs immediately spread to expose the sight she absolutely adores. god, she could just stare at it forever and it'd still have the same effect in between her own legs. new panties are needed.

she doesn't dive in face-first like an animal the second your clothes are off, even if she does feel like a starved woman. she starts by slowly kissing your thighs and caressing any bit of skin she can, hand sneaking up your abdomen and ribs to massage your breasts a little—don't mind it.

“should I continue?” cocky because she already knows the answer is a breathy ‘yes, please’.

oh and she gets way more cocky once she finally starts working on you, soft and slow stripes and twirls with her tongue. nothing fancy yet; she wants to tease a little more.

the second your hips start bucking into her mouth though? girl, grab onto something because she takes the signs IMMEDIATELY.

legs propped up on her shoulder while her hands hold your hips down to keep control of them. the slurping sounds are almost pornographic with how sloppy she's being. no whine coming from you is gonna make her stop any time soon. she's enjoying it waaaay to much already.

if she's feeling nice she will add a finger or two while sucking ๋࣭⭑ curling them just right inside you, not in-and-out like crazy. her tongue’s already lapping at you pretty fast so no need to overwhelm you…yet.

she wishes you would look down at her for a sec to see that pretty expression better, but she also understands it's her own fault that your head is thrown back against the bed, clenching around her fingers while pulling at her hair. what a curse to be so good at pleasing girls.

she knew speeding up her movements wasn't a smart thing to do so late at night as soon as the loud whine that escaped your lips reached her ears. obviously louder than the previous ones.

the heavy thump on the door when it opened proved her right.

“caitlyn.”

of course it had to be her mother out of all people.

cassandra's eyebrows furrowed as she looked away with a small huff, trying to erase the sight from her mind by blinking and observing every detail on the window. she thought caitlyn was trying to sneak out and get involved with stuff she shouldn't like she had done in the past with serious cases or something, not this!

“It is 3 am; please take your… friend out of here.” a dismissive wave of her hand showed that there wasn't much room for arguing—none really because she's already out the door with a low mumble to herself before her daughter could say anything. tomorrow's talk is gonna be awful, that's for sure.

“just keep quiet some more, then you can go home, alright?” the blue haired girl softly whispered, leaning up and kissing the soft skin on your shoulder to reassure that you're not leaving until you get a few well deserved orgasms, her fingers already going back to rubbing small circles.

she's not gonna let a pretty girl leave her bedroom unsatisfied even if it means getting caught again.

masterlist

[yunveil]

CW: Suggestive

It was supposed to be like a simple animatic bcs i'm not an animator but I decided to be ambitious at the end 😭

I was listening to a Wpnz inspired spotify playlist and this song came on lol

[gothictickles]

Woke up with a thought

I'm genuinely terrified I'm too twordish to go through a full session

[n3ptoonz]

I'm not even in the ovulation stage yet so this just means I'm a hornball but anyway I'm tryna pull myself out of writer's block, don't mind me! (I'm not wearing glasses so that'll explain any typos)

―♡― Alone time away from the kids with Mark blurb; NSFW

Mild daddy kink (I know...I know 😟), mild mommy kink, his beard is a KEY FACTOR for the whole post, fingering, riding, sub reader, horny nonsense

You two waved off your twin toddlers giddily jumping into the back of your father's car, toys weighing their backpack down by a whole two pounds. They waved back once finally secure in their seats and your dad finally pulled off. The second you walked back into the house and that door closed, you were in each other as if someone had shoved both of you in each others direction

You had him by the collar, his hands were roaming your body. The sides of your mouth becoming a Lyle ticklish by the fact that his beard has grown quite a bit. Mark hasn't been able to shave regularly due to the nature of his career and taking care much of the parent workload once he gets home. He's jokingly complained about not being able to a few times but you've been waiting to feel it against your skin for the past month

When he pulled away to kiss your neck, you shivered and moaned. Oh, he was actively trying to give you a hickey. With that beard scratching and tickling your neck. Talk about dizzy??

His right hand slid lower until it reached the hem your lounging gown, which just so happened to be on the shorter side--as they are normally really long, he hasn't voice how sexy but inconvenient it can be for moments like this. He flipped it up just enough to tug your panties down, letting it fall down your legs before rubbing his middle finger along the slit just to feel how wet you were. By the way he smirked in the middle of giving you a hickey, you could tell what he was thinking

He slipped that finger in and you gasped, holding on to his shoulders. You were so sensitive to the touch it drove you both crazy. Genuinely unable to pinpoint the last time you've been able to be intimate

"You're so pretty like this," he whispered with a soft bite, inching his way to your earlobe. He purposely rubbed his beard against your jawline just to feel you tighten around his second finger. You were panting at this point, head against the door.

"Baby, please," you exhaled, hand firmly in his hair. "More. I need more."

You suddenly feel empty when he pulls his fingers out and looks right at you as he sucks them clean. Pecking you on the lips then picking you up by the thighs, panties long forgotten at the front door

You sank down on him with a mewl. Holding eye contact while he held onto your hips. Hands feeling his face, that damn beard. Ugh. It felt perfect under your fingertips. When you started a steady rhythm his eyes closed for a second as he groaned

"Daddy make mommy feel good?"

That word. That word. He always managed to make it sound so fucking hot when he said it.

You nodded with a shaky breath. "Daddy make mommy feel so good. So, so good."

"You're never gonna let me shave this again, are you?"

"Probably not"

His hands slid further to grab your ass, a full smile on his face as he just kept looking at you take what you need from him

"Mommy's so pretty like this," he murmured, his breath fanning over your lips. "I'd do anything to provide her what she needs"

You inhaled sharply. He tried not to chuckle at the feeling of you clenching against him because he knew you were getting close

Your hips started to lose rhythm as your climax crept up faster than you expected. Whimpering as your face fell into the crook of his shoulder

"Daddy..." you moaned and gripped his shoulders. He was trying so hard not to focus on the fact that he was about to cum just from hearing you get like this. All just for him

"I got you, mommy," he rasped, pumping you full with a shudder and higher pitched moan of his own. Hands still full of that ass. "I got you."

-

I wanna point out that this idea didn't hit me until literally an hour ago. When I woke up. I was so turnt up from getting to the Covid episode of all rise, I almost didn't finish the episode 😭 holy shit he's so FUCKING FINE with that FUCKING BEARD.

Edit: changed the pic cause I couldn't look at the one I had before any morn without giggling 💔 just know this was intended for FULL BEARD mark/wilson so...yeah.

[lancelottheknight]

TICCUUU TOBEHYUUU

i have now created a tiktok for ALL of my art even the not creepypasta ones,,,if anyone is interested my username could most definitely be @lancelottheknightlover...heh...

[nancyriorson]

so apparently at some point in my life i heard someone say “Gwyn/Nesta is one of the best crack ships” and instead of behaving normally, my brain went absolutely the fuck not and opened a doc.

long story short:

i may or may not have a Gwyn x Nesta SMUT ONESHOT rotting peacefully in my drafts.

written months ago. one-shot. pure impulsive energy. zero regrets at the time.

like… warrior women. anger issues. healing arcs. tension you could cut with a knife.

the math was mathing. i was possessed. it just happened.

BUT NOW i’m sitting here like:

would anyone actually read this or would i simply be exposing myself for no reason 😭

so before i unleash this cursed little creation onto the world, i need to know:

are we intrigued? or do i let it remain a forbidden artifact buried in my drafts forever?

asking for science. and possibly validation.

[rottencarrotttt]

I've never shared this, did I? well uhhh yeah