#i'm glamorous

[tinyowlnonsense]

I have exactly one bra and it's held together by tape, bandaids and safety pins and I have really big breasts so bras are so fucking expensive like 80-100 dollars if I can find a sale and I have so much other shit I need to buy that takes priority first and it really fucking sucks and it's ruining my back and I hate being poor so much

[sheepnerd]

As if I had to remind ewe!!!!!

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[sheepnerd]

As if I had to remind ewe!!!!!

Plaster this everywhere. Books. 📚 Cars. 🚗 Faces. 😆 You name it. Stick it. 🖐

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[sheepnerd]

As if I had to remind ewe!!!!!

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[yung-asukaarchive-blog]

☼

For every ☼ in my inbox, the muse has to tell you a fact about the mun.

"One time mun went outside in fucking lingerie. Lingerie. Who does she think she is?! Some kind of fucking movie star?!"

[snarkyp]

My aunt just gave me my birthday present.

juicy couture wallet and perfume! yayyy 

[missworded]

I kinda threw up on my cat last night.

Just a little.

Choked on some water and... oops.

She didn't even move.

That is one lazy-ass feline.

How was your evening?