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I write funny, sexy books guaranteed to make bathtime (or bedtime) reading more fun!
THE DIMPLE OF DOOM, THE DIMPLE STRIKES BACK, and THE WRATH OF DIMPLE (contemporary): Failed actress Samantha Lytton is getting along just fine in her lonely little life when a charming criminal called Sam or Nate or maybe even Richmond kisses her, square dances most provocatively, opens his not-so-wicked heart, and gets her in trouble with not one, but two international art theft rings as well as the LAPD. She’s either gonna end up in jail or famous. Maybe both. Samples and buy links here!
The RAGNAR AND JULIET Saga (both books together for the first time!) (sci-fi romance): Juliet is a bounty hunter with a penchant for pie, himbos, and shopping at Sluts ‘R’ Us. Ragnar is a sweet, hunky alien dude who’s wanted by one seriously assy emperor. She’s totally going to turn him over to King Jerkface… if she can stop falling for him. And his surprisingly-sexy tail. Or maybe she’ll just overthrow the government of a planet in order to rescue hundreds of unwilling concubines. Yeah -- definitely the latter. Samples and buy links here! var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-21917045-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();
Hey English teachers, if you ever need to teach a lesson in the passive voice, find any article where a cop kills someone. You get things like “a toddler was hit by a bullet that came from a gun wielded by a police officer.”
I’ve had four women from high school share this and jesus christ does it encapsulate the depressing rigid gender roles of working class white people, because every single one of them have shared it like “Haha Cody! This is us! It’s so funny how we have multiple children and you can’t get off your ass for 20 minutes to let me have some peace because god knows I’m the one who stays home with our three children under 3 that were conceived because of lack of access to contraceptives/pressures from our Evangelical family! Haha! I’m so tired!”
Remember the old reject hotline number? Well we have created our own! Sometimes at The Mary Sue we get messages and comments from our readers about feeling unsafe in certain situations. At times, our readers have told us, even, that they direct men who have bothered them to our site or our Facebook. With that in mind, we decided to do more. Hopefully this helps, and teaches a lesson.
#can we get a donation box on the house floor? #I want CNN to train one camera on it at all times #I want John Lewis dropping quarters really loudly into it while Paul Ryan speaks #just ‘ping’ ’-and the affordable care act costs taxpayers-’ ‘ping’ ’-funding abortions at planned parenthood-’ ‘ping’ ’-balance the budget- #‘ping’ ’-will you stop that?!?’ ‘sure - whenever you’re ready’ #‘i got all day mr. speaker - taxpayers pay me to show up here and do my job’ #‘and tell the truth’ (wrangletangle)
Yeah, it’s everywhere and it’s fucking chalked in smoke outside like everyday. A lot of people’s homes have burned down here already unfortunately. Luckily everyone I know made it out safely though.
Theres a lot of smoke in the air in both Berkeley and Walnut Creek, probably other places too. Sometimes theres ash from the sky coming down. Schools are getting cancelled for the week. PE classes are cancelled. The smoke turns the air and the light orange.
Heres a link to a donations page for people affected by the fires.
Here’s a link to constantly updating information and ways to help.
Here’s an amazon wishlist of things requested by first responders. When you checkout the item, it’ll be sent directly to them.
Here’s a link to information about donations through Sports Basement.
All of these are things put together by the locals and the community. These are better than giving money to Red Cross, as they are pretty ineffective.
If any of the links are broken or don’t work, let me know. I did this all on tumblr mobile.
Hello, Female. It’s me, a male executive. Is that a new skirt? I’m a huge fan of the ladies. I have a daughter, you see, so I am aware that females with my DNA are people. Isn’t that cool? I’m a feminist! And it’s in my optimal feminist wheelhouse to tell you how valuable you are to the team, and how much we need you to not sit in on team meetings. It’s because you’re too important...
Like, I’m just beside myself that people are too lazy to do their conspiracies away from their IPhone, like just writing “Hey, just checking are we still cool with the treason meeting this afternoon?” Get off your ass, go to a public telephone, call a number that was written on a piece of paper that you ripped up and swallowed, say “Parakeet,” listen as the voice on the other phone says “21st street deli,” sit down at a booth, and listen as “Mr. Williams,” who is sitting in the booth behind you, says “Get the Smoked Turkey. It comes with Fries.” and you know immediately what the fuck that means AND you get to enjoy a Smoked Turkey sandwich. Then take the cab back, NOT TO YOUR PLACE, but a movie or a mall so you can suss out if anybody followed you. Then change your clothes in the bathroom, and get picked up in the parking garage. Yeah it’s a little work but it doesn’t leave a paper trail.
help buy grace a wheelchair attachment to get her to university
hi everyone!! my name is grainne but i go by grace! i’m from scotland in the uk and i have cerebral palsy, this year i’ve been offered a place at university!! but my university is built on a lot of hills and i would struggle to get to classes on my own. i really really value my independence so i am looking to buy an electric wheelchair attachment to help me get around - a SMARTDriveMX2!! it’s a wheel that attaches to the back of your wheelchair to give you more power going up hills.
i can’t stress how much this would improve my life, not only for university, but just in general as getting around on my own can be really difficult. if i was to get this it would be like a weight off my shoulders, i could go to university, i could go travelling, go shopping ect just normal things without having to worry about being tired or sore!! the freedom that abled bodied people get doesn’t seem so far away!
the only problem is that the SMARTDriveMX2 is £5750 and i start university in september!! i really hate to ask anyone for money but there’s no way i can afford this on my own - so if you can please please donate!!
my justgiving (my mum made this page so it’s in her name)
if you aren’t able to donate i totally understand - but please share this page and message far and wide!! thank you so so much!! xx
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