gf: suck my wenus her best friend: you don't have one me: everyone's got 2 her best friend: no silly a wenus is a penus

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gf: suck my wenus her best friend: you don't have one me: everyone's got 2 her best friend: no silly a wenus is a penus
found on a trail near my house
The DmC Reboot Dante sux tbh.
U know what sucks?
Ur attitude.
(Not me)
SHIT FUCK. S HIT
CROSSHAIRS DOES HAVE A MUSTACHE. HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THAT DETAIL ON THAT FUCKING HUGE SCREEN??
I'M FREKAING THE FUKC OUT DUDES.
omrg one of my cats fell in the bathtub
i just remembered this existed
i put my headphones on and my mom started calling me and i clearly heard her but i'm chose not to go and so she nicely came to my room and tapped my head and i was like moom what and she's like i brought you a acai bowl you brat
SHE WANTS A DISTRACTION DOES SHE? NO LYDIA THEY ARE OFF LIMITS THEY WILL KILL YOU they're twins AND THEN THEY'RE NOT