seen from Türkiye
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seen from Israel
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Macbeth: Thou - shit, line?
Stage Manager: Actually, you swipe at him.
Macbeth: *swipes toy dagger*
Stage Manager: Then, Macduff, you swipey swipey
Macduff: *swipes*
Macbeth: *dodges* Swiper, no swiping.
*meanwhile offstage*
Me: Dost thou swipeth?
Lady M: Aye, left.
tag urself
Mossy is real.
This question plagued me, as I stood at the circulation desk, motionless and bored.
“Which Friend are you?”
After immediately dismissing Rachel and Joey (also my least favorites), I was undecided, as I have several things in common with the remaining four.
A dozen quizzes later and it’s official: I’m Ross, with the occasional dash of Phoebe.
So. That’s settled.
©
So I was telling my friend about this girl the other night and his response was ‘don’t be a lesbian and try to marry this one’
I don't wanna be Ross
SOMEBODY ATE MY SANDWICH
