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I was reading Batfamily centric fanfiction and in the tags was this lovely little call out

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Fics I'll Never Write #1

I just got inspired to write something that I'm never gonna write. What if there was a fic, like a one shot, that details the long process of Harley Quinn breaking out of her on/off with the Joker? And one of the major themes throughout the plot would be the Joker comparing them to Hades and Peresphone on some of of his "good days". After personal growth and realization, the conclusion/climax should be Harley realizing that they aren't like Hades and Peresphone whatsoever, because that relationship was depicted as loving; there was some level of choice and trust involved. The epilogue would be Harley realizing that she's Hades and Poison Ivy's Peresphone, which works so much better. The point of the fic would be to evaluate abusive relationships and idealization.

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Macbeth: Thou - shit, line?

Stage Manager: Actually, you swipe at him.

Macbeth: *swipes toy dagger*

Stage Manager: Then, Macduff, you swipey swipey

Macduff: *swipes*

Macbeth: *dodges* Swiper, no swiping.

*meanwhile offstage*

Me: Dost thou swipeth?

Lady M: Aye, left.

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This just kinda looked cool

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There he is and there I go

Choke down a mile and watch the rope

Withdraw from their hands

to escape with a plan

reach out and catch me

before they notice they can

There he is and there I go

Swallow the pond when you’re feeling low

what’s left is the shard of

the mirror which kept me from

staring down the cold hard

picture perfect reflection

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i attempt to mimic my chicken’s expression but realize i have neither beak nor monocular vision. 

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There’s this sign