#i'm skilled

[fuckyeahnightmares]

would anyone like to give me employment

[nyssavex]

emily actually fell asleep to me reading explicit larry fanfic in ridiculous accents awww

[onehundredgar]

I'm so good at being happy

[rt8815]

Okay so, grief is just love with no place to go.

I'm applying that to another aspect of life:

Hopelessness is dedication with no place to go.

[banannabethchase]

The Scorpion team over there is redesigning rockets while I'm sitting over here getting my ring stuck in my earring.

[stomp-stigma]

Talents: rejecting help and pushing people away

[oaklores]

I'm an artist in training

[jimmy-pagemakesmewetmypants]

If I had to drive my crush home, I’d probably put on “all i wanna do is make love to you” by Heart. Probably.

I'll probably never drive my crush home, tho. Probably.