We will always choose each other.

Sara. She/They. Spoonie. Megachompasaurus. In my fandom grandma era. I teach miniature humans, write, read, crochet, and watch TV. My characters? They're getting slammed down big style.

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Hell is trying to find old media you can't remember the name of and can't figure out the right search terms to find it.

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In my 7 (yes, only 7, our district is even crazier than Texas with its vacation and calendar) weeks off school, I'm scheduling myself from 2-3pm OR from 5-6pm daily to write. Or stare at the computer. My brain has no words so I must force the words or go cross eyed trying. Posting so y'all can yell at me about it.

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Welcome to Bingo time! 1-30, blah blah, 8, 13, and 14 are taken, ask for the others, blah. Happy Forbidden Door day!

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MY FAVORITE DISASTER RAT BOY!!!

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Is Marina yelling "hoo" because the Death Riders are owls?

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"Big Teets as he's known."

Sorry.

Teets???

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On another note, I am in fact alive. I've just been underwater with multiple life upheavals AGAIN and SSRI neutrality syndrome, which I have just made up but is real to me. It means my brain no longer yeets itself toward heightened emotion in any direction. Which means yay! No PMDD psychosis! And also means boo! No hyper fixation.

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Hello friends! I would like to do a teacher PSA! All children are capable of being mean to other children, even when that child is the weird one and the person they were mean to are usually the jerks! Please stop infantilizing people with disabilities or who are overweight by way of assuming they are always the sweet innocent baby! Hold people accountable as it is developmentally appropriate instead of making excuses for the behavior! It is worse for them in the long run and prevents them from seeing themselves as anything but a victim or the one in the right!!! They will begin to lack critical thinking in social situations and assume everyone else is wrong and they are always targeted!!! This bullshit is how we get incel behavior!!!

Everyone can be mean and everyone can be hurt. But everyone also needs to be held accountable.

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SOMEBODY forgot to do bingo because SOMEBODY'S life is in shambles but that SOMEBODY opened the Tumblr browser to announce bingo and SOMEBODY recognized that the dashboard page changed so SOMEBODY is confused.

Anyway. Normal situation! 1-30 but a few are taken already.

Onward!

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As Matt double Northern Lights Suplexes Danny and Yuta

Commentary: He'll take them both!

Me: I think I've written that fic.

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10 for the bingo card please 🥺🥺

Also hello! Lovely to see you again 😘

Ah!!! Dearest! My very greatest apology! I didn't get the notification of this message until tonight. Next time I will bookmark 10 for you 💜🪼💜

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Message a number between 1-30 (not 8, 13, or 14) for a bingo card!

[xialiuyi]

Shane Hollander coming out king 😌

[monorailpink]

saint kristen applebees you are so special to meeeeeee

[mirkwoodest]

I was thinking about Aragorn’s stupidly long legs again and I think it should be canon that he regularly smacks his forehead into low door frames and stuff. Just somwhere in Minas Tirith there’s a loud thunk followed by a long string of Sindarin swearwords and Arwen is like “ah yes, here he comes, the King of Gondor and Arnor, the love of my life.”

[katajainen]

#it’s funnier because none of the humans around her are able to hear the thunk and the swearing so they think she has some kind of#Magical Elf Love Sense that anticipates his arrival#but no#she just hears him smacking his head on the weirdly low door by the eastern staricase AGAIN#also the elves are just as tall or taller but they NEVER smack their heads on the doorframes#unless they are very very drunk

WHY would you hide these GOLDEn additions in the tags?

[lady-merian]

#tolkien#lotr#aragorn#arwen#i see this headcanon and i raise you ‘minas tirith is the only city where aragorn does not smack his head on the doors’#because it was built by numenoreans before they were diminished (in spirit but also in height) by their exile#for everyone except aragorn and arwen the doorways are weirdly tall#for aragorn it’s just ‘oh thank the valar i don’t have to duck anymore’#it still takes him some time to shake the habit of ducking every time he goes through a doorway though#the first time faramir sees him do this he is very confused#the second time he sees arwen stuff her entire hand in her mouth to keep from laughing and is even more confused#the third time he asks what’s going on and almost dies of laughter when aragorn sheepishly explains that he’s used to smacking his head#every time he goes through a door

@winterinhimring YES

[called-kept]

#So Rivendell ought to likewise have plenty of height in their doorways#Thus he didn’t develop the habit to duck early in life and so we get to keep the bit about Aragorn constantly whacking his head against#Other doorframes#But almost everywhere else WILL have shorter doorframes and he FORGETS#(Specially after that exhausting week around the battle of Helm’s Deep. The doorframes of the Riddermark aren’t built for the Dunedain)#So maybe it’s a toss up as to when he remembers to duck and when he forgets and when he remembers he doesn’t actually need to#Get this man some stability he’s earned it

@lady-merian These are BRILLIANT additions.

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more excellent tags from @exercise-of-trust 😂

[elodieunderglass]

Bree being one of the only settlements that is actually designed to accomodate both tall and short people is actually surprisingly easy for Strider, as he is like. Aha. Inclusive architecture. The presence of a choice of doorway heights signals to me that I must pay attention to which one I select!

Unfortunately, his increased awareness of his head directly corresponds to reduced awareness of his legs, and while he can brilliantly navigate his way to a good Lurking Corner in any given Bree pub without hitting his head on a single chandelier, he then stretches out his legs and wipes out two hobbit servers with glasses, a guy selling spectacles, the chandelier itself, and ultimately a percentage point of the local economy

[scleroticstatue]

Hence where he got his nickname. The barkeep chewed him out rather a lot and during the rant asked “what you need those long legs for anyway? What stridin’ about have you t'do?” The third time he tripped someone, he overheard the servers training each other for the strider’s legs.

[istra-ish-sucha-geek]

If you’re not tall, I need you to understand this is absolutely a thing, and there’s a weirdly perfect height for doors to do that, and it’s LOWER THAN YOU THINK.

It’s when something is RIGHT above your eyebrows. Safely out of peripheral vision, and you thought you ducked, but didn’t duck far enough, OR you just weren’t paying attention and didn’t get the visual memo because WRONG SIDE FOR GOOD PERIPHERAL, and you go THUNK.

And it is NOT THE FEEL GOODS

The absolute WORST is a short door on STAIRS.

It’s tall enough on the stairs.

But when you step on the DOOR stair - THUNK - ducking miscalculated.

EVERY SINGLE TIME

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lemonteaflower:

You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

SOB

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[altemo3]

we were so close to this ending on a good note… why…

[lemonteaflower-deactivated20260]

this fucking post popped up in my dash again i swear it haunts me since the day i posted it why must it come back why must it always have that last pic attached why did this happen i did not sign for this.

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