#i'm trying.....

[juneiper-art]

designing wh40k fashion is my brain going the whole time: this is too much. then i show it to my resident wh40k nerd who says: could be more over the top

[overexciteddragon]

Being a person is hard

Sometimes I do wish I could just go into the woods

[hobbitunderthemountain]

cool went to go apply to a job and checked my website and it’s all of a sudden not working GREAT

[rorydrawsandwrites]

get well or else i will come to your house and punch your dead body to resuscitate you

æugh...

[seaworldfortrees]

i gave in and started watching heartstopper......why does ben remind me of barty. lol

[dr-vblschrf]

mom and i were running errands today and the petsmart next to where we were was doing a german shepherd adoption and i wanted ALL OF THEM

[theylisseanknight]

So - 

(Modern) Modern!AU Frederick is that one guy who gets exactly zero of your cultural references, he is so behind on the times. 

(Modern) He doesn't even get texting lingo half the time. He's managed to "absorb" some knowledge of it from the others and the kids, but send him things like idgaf and he will probably sit there for a good hour trying to figure out what the hell that means.

(Modern) He tends to text very properly, with complete, proper grammar, the works.

Frederick is a bit of an insomniac.

He's not the kind of person to really enjoy being nicknamed, but he does tolerate it from certain people. Well, actually, he's kind of mostly given up hope trying to prevent people from calling him nicknames.

Frederick has a fairly strict schedule for - well, everything probably.

While large animals may not be his cup of tea, he's not really that keen on the small ones either. Animals are pretty filthy and unpredictable anyway.

He's sometimes romantic, but for a good majority of any romance, he is just very awkwardly romantic. As in, talk about all the wrong things on a date, etc. He tries. He does. He just tends to fail.

His reaction to being flirted with is most likely something like, "That is both immature and a little obscene."  He's not very responsive, really.

The only time he'd ever even considering flirting with someone is if he's very interested in them, and that's if he's exhausted every other way of catching their attention.

He is not ticklish. But if you poke him a lot, you will succeed to annoy him. He's like an angry bear.

(Modern) He's a very careful driver, and pretty slow at times, especially when Chrom and Lissa are in the car, or anyone he cares about, really.

I... can't think of anything else at the moment, but I was hoping making dumb Frederick headcanons might help me get my muse back, since making headcanons for other characters usually makes me excited to rp them.... but it doesn't seem to be working right now....