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severance

GUYSU STOP BOPPIGN ME YALL ARE TOO FAST I CAN'T KEEP UP!!! GUYS I'M BEING SQUASEHD WITH AFFECTION GUYS STOP

Yoongi needs to stop looking so effortlessly good.

Are you a koschriel? Or caudriel?

I think you mean *kosriel

And ackshually, I am a koszrieldron

Throw them both in there, give it a good stir, see what happens

Things i've been told today regarding my "inhuman" body temperature (following yesterday's shitshow):

"you're like that guy in those superhero movies... jimmy... something" "johnny storm?" "idk he was on fire"

"at this point i think you can break the fridge by getting a bit too close to it"

"lmaoooo u sure it's not a fever?"

"so... can i cook some eggs on you? no?"

"FUCK DON'T TOUCH ME"

"STOP LOOKING AT MY ICE CREAM IT'S MELTING"

"you're leaving a trail of heat behind... please don't move"

"i can actually hear your clothes crying and begging to get away from you"

"you're tea's going cold" "just ask rayne to hold it"

200329 TWITTER UPDATE

let me tempt you to [swings legs open as wide as humanly possible] a spot of lunch?

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