#i'm weak!!!!

[kinsbin]

Okay but mmmm all I can think of is... Jiraiya and I traveling together and we get caught in a nasty rain storm and have to find this little shoddy/abandoned house to spend the night in until it lets up... and I’m obviously cold and shivering in my soaked clothes even after we build a fire and stuff, so Jiraya wraps his coat around me and brings me close to him to get warm.

And I blush so hard and squirm next to him like ‘wh-what are you doing?!’ and he just smiles down at me with that stupid handsome grin like ‘conserving body heat!’ and I accept my place next to him and we just. sit like that for a while.

and I eventually fall asleep on his shoulder and he can’t help but admire how cute I am in the light of the fire...

[elfyourmother]

Cute Stud DMV Employee: Do you need help miss? *flirty smile* My Femme Ass: 😳

[eric-coldfire]

Streamer I follow put up a video of him playing Marvel’s Spider-Man for about 5 hours...

I don’t want to be spoiled, so I just watch the first thirty minutes or hour of gameplay.

*Streamer gets distracted from story missions and just webswings around the city and does side mission*

Oh, this is okay, I can watch this.

*Streamer starts doing story mission that I already know about due to early access and promo videos*

Oh, I’ve already seen this so I can keep watching. It’s fine.

*story starts to progress into gameplay I haven’t seen before*

Okay, now I should stop watching... after this cutscene. I’ll just finish this cutscene, watch some more gameplay, and stop. After all, I gotta save some surprises for when I play the game myself.

*finishes the 2 hours left in the video*

*starts going through his Twitch and Youtube archives like...*

[paleaged]

molly parker really has no business looking Like That i already had it bad enough with toby

[fatal-lizard]

I told Jensen I wouldn't cry and I would just be happy that he would get to see Dargo but as soon as he broke line of sight in the terminal I started crying lmao

[peterbishop]

malia: m. stilinski?

stiles: yeah it stands for malia stilinski

malia: no it doesn't

stiles: ok true but how cute does malia stilinski sound?

stiles: [drops down on one knee and proposes]

[jesysgf-blog]

[artgroupie]

my god…. so many beautiful ppl in this airport

😍