#i'm witty

[sopaltenbass]

I'm quite proud of this FB comment.

[jjneeps]

Received a great compliment last night.

Him: “JJ, you don’t say very much, but when you do, it’s pure gold!”

Me: *shrugs* smiles

My brain: Aw fuck. I just created expectations that I’m this witty bitch and I don’t think I can keep that up. Ugh, my anxiety is gonna ruin this. I’ll just never hang out with this person again.

[the-ghost-of-jason-todd]

“Allura Leona wasn’t known to trust in fate.  Oh, she wasn’t a soulmate skeptic, no!  She was well read and there was no reason not to believe that there was someone or possibly someones out there who would feel right under the caress of her fingers.  She just wasn’t sure if the whole idea of ‘perfect matches’ or the ‘one true pairing’ was accurate.  Really, if every person on this earth was supposed to be matched with one individual who completed them, what were the odds of 90% of soulprint actuations happening before the age of thirty?  It just seemed a little farfetched that out of nine billion people that one would wind up close enough to touch.  More likely, fate just chose the best option out of everyone you came into contact with.  And if all your options were dismal, then who was to say your supposed soulmate wasn’t actually that great?”

[anonpoundcake]

When you’re right and receive radio silence in response

[ask-riven]

Please don’t anonymously send me messages of a ship you’d like to see on my blog and why.

[dirtygummybears]

They were playing all the greatest hits today, including Can’t Melt Steel Beams by Jet Fuel and Never Forget by Twin Towers

[thepowerofarsky]

Me: *Hears Melania Trump's speech:* "Give some credit where it's due, give props to you know who."

[thepowerofarsky]

I'm feeling particularly witty today, so if would like to share in my witticism stick around, folks, because there will be more where that came from!