#i'magenius

[selene623]

2 Truths and a...

Just thought of the greatest way to win a round of 2 truths and a lie.

Example:

“I’ve never broken a bone.

“I’ve had three near death experiences.

This last truth is a lie.”

[bloggingimpaired]

Misha's new name is as follows: Mish-tastic Magnifi-Collins.

That is all. Carry on.

[shnoob40]

Look at raspberries for a second they're amazing. They're like little bubbles that are all stuck together. Holy crap.

[darcythedreamboat]

Continuing to think about hay...

So like, continuing off my previous post, how come the "hay is for horses not for people" never spawned this thing where like you'd point at someone hot you're trying to pick up and scream "HAY FEVER!!!!" and then be like "you're so hot you gave me a fever, so I had to say HEY/HAY FEVER to you!"

[jefferzkm]

For This Environmental Planning Paper Report thing...

*writing a report on a public planning commissions board meeting on the "public's reaction and participation..."

"The general public did not have much of a reaction to any final decisions as the public was largely absent and did not show any notable response either way."

^My nice way of saying no one was there and could care less about single word revisions in policies.

[mackeandcheese]

'Cause my fucks are all I have to give, 

Without them I don't think I can live.

I wish I could give my fucks to you, 

But my fucks are all I have to give.

[taves-not-toes]

Monday + November = Movember

[its-a-yuck]

And remember, everyone:

YOLO

YOVO

but not

YOAO