Yuck: Shit That Lorenzo Says @its-a-yuck - Tumblr Blog

No, really, I am uncontrollably laughing alone in my bed.

What the hell you laughing at now?

Do you want to cancel the creepy man?

Ok I would just like to remind all of you to read my hashtags. They are my favorite thing ever. I am sitting in my bed loling to death.

The download is a moral duty! Pirate!

It's like the bad wolf on Red Hood.

Oh yes! I'm a single lady! I'm a single lady! I know this song!

Sing me Single Ladies.

Un carpet of Beyonce. A carpet made of Beyonce.

I'm a very professional professor, but if you offend mi Elvis, you fail the class.

Don't say blasphemies. God could get offended.

I would NEVER put Gemma in the refrigerator!

On his cat, who has been spray painted Fiorentinian purple...

Don't trust the people who write books! Never!

Author, Ph.D.

Isn't he the God of immense good?

On God

Like a zombie. And then he sang Thriller.

On Jesus

It could excavate a track into your esophagus!

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Yuck: Shit That Lorenzo Says