My best friend brought me here

many fandoms. one girl.

[dutchster]

me: does nothing for five days

me: today is a "me" day I deserve it I need to relax

[wannacuppatealuv]

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I'll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

[ducktbm]

Not with that fucking attitude

[klaw]

sorry to burst your bubble but misgendering “bad” trans ppl is just as transphobic as misgendering any other trans person bc it implies being correctly gendered is merely a privilege that may be revoked by cis ppl so long as they dont like us which is an incredibly harmful mindset to promote.

[drewbreesus]

Taylor is here to save 2020 and I honestly love her for that.

[mackeandcheese]

So obviously that was a lie.

[drewbreesus]

Am I just late to the party, or has anyone else realized that in Last Kiss, Taylor sings the line “your name, forever the name on my lips.” And even though that song was about Joe Jonas, she’s now with Joe Alwyn, so the line still applies. SHE EVEN FORSHADOWS THINGS THAT SHE HAS NO WAY OF KNOWING. HOW!?

[stream]

Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[closet-keys]

I use this scene to explain implicit bias to people. his first instinct is to assume the aliens are violent and the girl is innocent, but instead of acting on those assumptions he takes time to recognize his bias, look at the situation again, and then act. 

[insanity-keeps-things-fun]

I watched this with my dad when I was fairly young, and I remember thinking that this was why he got chosen; before he even really knew what was going on, he didn’t assume that aliens were dangerous monsters.

[errorschacha]

There’s no reason you can’t eat pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies, I mean pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only reason not to switch over to pie entirely is pie sucks.

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

you were so close to a revolutionary thesis and then you betrayed me and every citizen of good standing

[eggsaladstain]

literally me jumping from hyperfixation to hyperfixation

[teenagerposts]

level 1: venting by crying

level 10: venting by faking a conversation in your head with someone

level 113: venting by creating an intricate alternate universe scenario in ur head where ur a celebrity on a talk show dramatically explaining the shit u’ve been going thru

[zeusfuckedmymom]

“Circe?”

“Yes Odysseus?”

“Where’s my crew?”

[captain-flint]

Is this not how the scene went after he proposed on the tarmac? 

[kenobirey]

the twirl™

[wolfromate]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

[butim-justharry-deactivated2019]

say it with me kiddos: Miles Morales already has a great dad. He didn’t need Peter B. as a father figure - Peter B. needed Miles as a son figure

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Miles’ dad is such a great dad that Miles is able to train people who need dad practice.

[califin]

[lorelaigilmoure]

#same energy