#i'mfunny

[acollectionofbloodysecrets]

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NOBODY: ME:

[wushuwil]

Star Wars Episode VII Spoiler:

Luke loses another Han.

[muhkayluh-lee]

my logic

me: i like you

me: but you don't like me

me: so i'll just pretend i don't like you

someone else: hey do you like *****?

me: what noooooooooo not all hahaha are you kidding no just friends he's cool but no and he's cute but like um no not really no not at all NOOOOOO

[pyuvii]

Pansexual joke time

So me and my SO were in the kitchen boiling stuff... Him: This pot is really hot Me: Hmm... it is. I am a pansexual after all. AHAHAHAHA

[lntalley-blog]

Nope. I'm gonna hop on the Nope Bus and I'll see ya'll in Nopeville where I'll be living in Nopety Nope Mansion under the name Dame Notachance Neveratall Nopington III

[fashionikon]

talking about penis size

Miguel: It's not the size of the hammer, it's how you use it.

Me: I mean, but if it can't make a big ding, it's not really gonna ring.

I have way too much fun with words.

[crimescene-cryptid]

Hey hey, you you, I DO like your girlfriend. I like her more than I like you. We're running away together. Goodbye.

[prettyprettyprettyprettybad]

Funny Joke

I got a joke: A man says i'm feeling down, then he is arrested, he groped a kid with down syndrome.