*insert creative title*

debate and conspiracy theories and stuff

[alienpapacy]

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

[45percenterthen]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[taz-clark]

i’ve been wanting to paint this for a while. fish pond in a coffin

[foulserpent]

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

[sneeking]

..go on…….

[foulserpent]

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

[brightereyes]

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

[foulserpent]

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

[brightereyes]

i say nothing

[foulserpent]

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

[brightereyes]

Thanks

[foulserpent]

youre welcome

[artistsalley]

[crybabyzine]

[euo]

[icimgecmis-deactivated20161006]

[teen-witches]

[raekara-deactivated20140303]

[stability]

[lizardlizardlizerd]

[coughloop]

Fuck dentists

I didn’t ask for teeth !!!

[charmingart013]

[justlyrics]

[hipster]

It’s a beautiful thing when you get so comfortable with someone and you realize you’re telling them things you’ve never said out loud before