#i'mkidding

[softmushroombaby]

Okay but can we have a ballroom setting with all of the senior bbys

Just say you want me to draw helpless

[gotchaocha]

You know, I always questioned the sims 3 when it made the sim giving birth drive the car to the hospital, instead of it being someone else

I finally have the big brain to understand that they do that because the person giving birth will get to the hospital much faster then anyone else, since they’re in horrible and excrutiating pain, hence most likely ignoring trafic lights and speed limits.

I’m telling y’all sims 3 was ahead of it’s time. They didn’t even need an into the future expansion, they already be living in the future B)

[majormeilani]

i'm tired but my eyes won't close

[sheismydorksheismydarling]

Yo #nohomo

@hishairwackhisgearwack I’m here to annoy you on another platform and I don’t have anything really to say c: 

[probably-problem]

I was going to send you the bee movie script as a pick up line but Tumblr hates me-

do you take constructive criticism on your pick up lines, because what the f-

[low-x-battery]

why is it gonna be depressing?

Because I have no soul.

Because depression and Mag7 go hand in hand.

[cynocephapilled]

how many followers do you have?

20.5, all of them are porn bots except for one which is my mom checking my blog

[deriision-archived]

uselessparanoia replied to your post “Looks at dash Gets flashbacks of the blue haired harem of men”

/////clara has a harem of oncelers s o I mean,,,

i’M SHAMING