I Need To Get A Life

(They/Them) The name I do go by on here is Mid If you have something to ask me then feel free to send me a message or ask.

[probably-problem]

Heads up

I’m starting a whole new account, and I’m not coming back this one as this is a hellhole, like damn, I need a chance to kind of start over

[probably-problem]

I’ll be honest, this website has made me absolutely terrified to be myself, or try to figure myself out.

[ummmmandy]

like a million yrs ago an anon suggested companions as ghouls or something like that soooo i doodled piper and cait & like, ghoul versions of them cause it was an excuse to draw girls and ghouls. so thats what this is.

[probably-problem]

Apparently, I got checked out by someone at the amusement park, and I’ve never been this confused before???

[mudhands-deactivated20210421]

for science: reblog with what song comes to ur mind when u read “ra ra”

[lovingrot]

me when i hear a single pluck on a banjo:

[c-rowlesdraws]

every time…

[acfan120]

Some Gremlin is best

[c-rowlesdraws]

omfg I can’t BELIEVE I hadn’t reblogged this adorable addition to my post yet. I love the balloon and the flower crown.

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of nowhere JUST so he could stand on the couch and laugh at me. I’m being called a dumb bitch in my own home by my OWN SON.

[elidaddyy]

x

[always-make-it-gayer]

no offense but this is a cinematic masterpiece

[avoidantproblem]

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

[wildwood-faun]

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

[princeheathen]

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

[becausebirds]

potty mouth bird

[lrukasensei]

[Caption:

[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.

[MAN:] That’s crazy!

[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.

[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!

[BIRD:] Fuck you!

[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]

[oldiesporvida-deactivated201903]

One of my favorite videos 😂

[brbgottagoread]

Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call* Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*

[joeydeangelis]

[afon-afanc]

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[sophiamariabaeks]

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

[whitepeopletwitter]

I talk to my dogs

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

[Goofy Voice] Why the HYUCK you lyin