#i'mscreaming

[corpsetsang]

@leftlipstick​ 

At that moment, Charlie was incredibly grateful Hailey couldn't make out what she looked like.

She sat on the edge of the couch, legs spread across her girlfriend’s lap. Whatever time they’d started drinking had completely slipped through the cracks of her mind, but she did know they were already halfway through their second bottle of wine. 

“So,” she slurred. Her wine sloshed around her glass, eyelids heavy as she flashed Hailey a drunken grin. She didn’t even consider the next question to roll off her tongue: 

“Should we, like, have a baby?”

[thatgirlwhodoesntknow]

I don't even have words to express how proud I am

[curiacity]

so Varus is now just a gay relationship + a demon

[tuckerfuckingdidit]

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT THE REASON I EVEN WROTE THAT POST

wash endures several Hair Raising Moments where he’s pretty sure carolina’s just

not working on vows

she and tucker keep making Jokes™ but wash’s draft is EIGHT PAGES and hE WANTS TO PUKE

eventually he cuts out the swaths that are just fucking rambling (picture sarge just going through with a red pen putting X’s over shit while wash Dies inside, but this is good, this is why wash went to him--you know, after going to both donut AND tucker and being laughed at, goddammit tucker THIS IS SERIOUS--anyway~) and gets it down to one. 

carolina smiles so hard he knows her face hurts, and delivers a pithy two sentences.

he still nearly cries.

[ghostlybabe16]

Do you hear that… That’s my heart breaking!!!!!! Fuck you WWE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[purplestreak8]

*screams to the world* JHOPE WAVED AT ME AND I CANT TELL IF IM DEAD OR ALIVE

[shushtheydontknow]

Omg!!! I was listening to this theme song playlist on Spotify and I heard the Buffy theme and I-- 😱😱😤😖 I haven't heard it in so long and I swear that's the coolest theme ever oh my gosh I'd forgotten about it!!! 😂

[mjoriginals]

You know asexual people can't feel or develop deeper relationships.

The lady behind me in the coffee house