Aug 11, 2017
HOLY SHIT I FORGOT THE REASON I EVEN WROTE THAT POST
wash endures several Hair Raising Moments where he’s pretty sure carolina’s just
not working on vows
she and tucker keep making Jokes™ but wash’s draft is EIGHT PAGES and hE WANTS TO PUKE
eventually he cuts out the swaths that are just fucking rambling (picture sarge just going through with a red pen putting X’s over shit while wash Dies inside, but this is good, this is why wash went to him--you know, after going to both donut AND tucker and being laughed at, goddammit tucker THIS IS SERIOUS--anyway~) and gets it down to one.
carolina smiles so hard he knows her face hurts, and delivers a pithy two sentences.
he still nearly cries.
#'ur alright i guess' 'miranda.'#hdu do this to ur new husband#i'm wheezing#marry ur best fuckin friend and tease him right at the alter#u may now dip kiss ur hubs in front of all your friends#this is the grossest thing i have ever written in my life#get it away from me#laughing#the afterword#his vows have like 32 commas#hers have four#i'mscreaming#g o o d b y e#😩#🔫#aus#wedding au