[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

You won’t always make the right decision! So what! It’s not enough reason to hate yourself! Bitch!

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[vicepresidentgay]

do not underestimate how many times i can listen to a song in a row

[sketchdeath]

everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song

[helloitsbees]

[daily-spooky]

[daggerdoggy]

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

[hopepunk-humanity]

it took me a while to learn that life’s purpose isn’t just constant endurance but rather connections and emotions

like yes we can do all nighters, we can tolerate someone treating us horribly, we can be strong, we can eat a lemon with a straight face

but it’s ok to walk away, to not endure things that’ll only hurt, it’s ok to scrunch up your face and cry at a lemon, it’s ok to not feel strong

Life is pretty inherently hard, but that's not all it's supposed to be. That's not all it can be.

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

i got the job

[alexaloraetheris]

Litany against unemployment.

[sweatermuppet]

this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

[write-them-on-your-bones]

less "this is gonna suck", more "finally a test worthy of my skills"

[throathole]

This is going to make me burst into tears

[aliiiiiiice]

why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

[aliiiiiiice]

everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot

[earlgraytay]

this goes along with my other pet peeve about zombie apocalypse stories, namely: why does no one ever think to ride a bike? 

bikes are quiet- if the zombies react to loud noises, they won’t hear you on a bike the way they might hear you in a car. bikes don’t need gas, meaning you won’t be stranded if you run out. bikes are much, much easier to maintain than a car- there’s no computer that can short out, no fiddly engine bits that could kill you if you mess with them wrong. you can learn how to maintain a bike with a couple weeks’ worth of classes. almost every adult knows how to ride a bike, and without cars on the road, it’d be much safer to do. 

what i’m saying is

[elodieunderglass]

American author Mark Twain (b. 1835) lurches from his grave only to give you a massive thumbs up and die again

[elodieunderglass]

Mark Twain essentially invented the genre of a bystander sent into a time-travel sci-fi plot just to get someone to draw this image for him. And today we can simply search for such a picture. It is a time of wonders

[allsadnshit]

There is so much more life to live when you stop constantly obsessing over who will think you're a bad person or not understand you

I am learning this in the tiniest bites but it pierces me deeply

[fairycosmos]

childhood was painful but at least my brain was underdeveloped enough to keep vibing back then. take me back

[gu3rrillag0th]

Astarion. The man that you are.

[tench]

[boowish]

[whoareyoueventhough]

last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up

[foone]

[90s-2000s-barbie]

1990’s Taco Bell Decor

[kalamity-jayne]

Take me the transsexual taco bell and baha blast my dick off.

[solreefs]

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.