#aus

[pusong-mangga]

edit: apparently op is on tumblr! send them some love!

[ham1lton]

IM NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU LIKE I WAS (BACK AT THE START) !

pairings: jude bellingham x reader.

faceclaims: pinkpantheress

summary: you and jude have been in each other’s circles since you were young, but whenever one of you is ready, the other never seems to be.

warnings: not any really. besides judeyn being dumbasses!!

author’s note: i’m back!!! hi :D also i was so inspired by this edit of the prince and princess of british biracia that i had to make this. part two is here. wanna be tagged in pt 3? fill out my taglist.

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liked by jobebellingham, judebellingham and 12,827 others.

yourusername: be honest, who outmogged?

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judebellingham: why are you like this

judebellingham: delete

judebellingham: my lawyers r coming for you

judebellingham: I HATE YOU TIMES INFINITY

judebellingham: WHERE DID U EVEN GET THIS FROM FUCKS SAKE DELETE !!!

-> yourusername: so u want to silence women. wow.

k.mbappe: jude tu t’es fait humilier 😭

-> judebellingham: speak english

-> k.mbappe: you got cooked brother

-> yourusername: merci kylian 😘

jobebellingham: queen outmogged that mouthbreather 😂

-> yourusername: YASSSSS

user1: we all know u mog him babe xxx

user2: yn beefing w/ jude will never not be funny.

-> user3: domestic terrorist 😭

user4: can someone explain this dynamic. who is she?

-> user5: so basically she’s a family friend of the bellinghams. she went to the same school as jude and her mum is besties with denise so she grew up with them. as far as we know, they haven’t publicly dated and seem to be very close friends.

-> user6: they be fuckin

-> user7: i think he’s her beard.

user8: tell jude i can comfort him personally after that england loss.

-> yourusername: comfort ME tf?! who cares about him. i went through a LOT of emotions 💔

user9: one thing about jude he’s gonna like the post while threatening legal action 😭

judebellingham: ur obsessed 🫩

-> user10: dude just block her!!!!

-> judebellingham: i’ve tried 💔

-> user11: u have training at 10 stop arguing with women online.

-> judebellingham: MIND UR BUSINESS 🤨‼️

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judebellingham: who outmogs now?

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user1: her

user2: her

user3: her

user4: her

user5: her

user6: her

user7: her

user8: her

user9: her

user10: her

erling: you bro 👊🏻

-> judebellingham: love you bro 👊🏽

-> user11: now kiss 😍

jobebellingham: this weird foreplay is strange. just kiss and stop dragging us into it!!!!!!!

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📍 new york city, usa.

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yourusername: new york i love you, but you’re bringing me down.

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judebellingham: depressing ass song. don’t see that man again.

-> user1: “don’t see that man again” WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS 😭

-> user2: bro the booty police 😭😭😭

user3: girl stand UP jude is literally trying to save u from evil hell situationships

-> yourusername: he wants me miserable.

-> user3: YOU want you miserable 😭😭😭

user4: the way he always appears under her posts within 3 business minutes 😭

-> user5: notifications ON btw

jobebellingham: not this again.

-> yourusername: HE STARTED IT

-> judebellingham: YOU POSTED IT

user6: jude is that one friend who says “he’s weird” about every guy 😭

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yourbestfriend: this is NOT your business btw judebellingham

-> judebellingham: made it my business

-> yourbestfriend: you literally asked ZERO follow-up questions 😭

→ yourusername: he never does 🫩

user7: this is NOT a normal friendship btw

user8: possessive but not enough to ask her out. fascinating.

-> user9: if she blocks every guy because of jude eventually she’ll have to date jude… he’s playing chess we’re playing checkers

user10: somebody explain this situationship in football terms

→ user11: VAR checked it. still confusing.

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author’s note: this got ahead of me. i will post another part later ok bye xoxo

[ultimatehealersusie]

The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math

[violetpony11]

Twilight's Heaven 😳😳😳

(FT. All of my AU Pinkie Pies)

(Based on this image)

[prokopetz]

I have no problem with slice-of-life AUs, but it bugs me when they don't try hard enough to adapt the characters' whole deal to the new milieu. "Samus Aran would be a gym instructor" nah, man – think pest control. She used to work for one of the big outfits in town, but she was forced to go freelance after that one lady's house burned to the ground during a routine bedbug fumigation. Officially it wasn't her fault – the client didn't properly disclose what kind of chemicals she was keeping in her basement – but word gets around, you know?

[endellionweatherwax253t]

Woman #11 will amaze you!!!

[you-need-not-apply]

Tumblr right now, watching all the censorship bills fail to mention it: nobody fucking move