#i-need-the-weakness

[dreamsofthedisturbed]

Omg

My sister just looked at me and said, "I'm gonna stop before I'm ahead."

And I looked at her

And I was like...

Why?

And she was like why not?

Why would you say you'll stop before you're ahead?

What else would I say>

Stop WHILE you're ahead.

We proceeded to laugh til we cried.

She's ashamed.

This is not the first phrase she's done this with.