pls i'm begging. one (1) hondo fic. i will suck your titties.
what r u gonna do?? kiss his dry, lying little lips?? his stinky, crusty lips?? the man doesnt even know about chapstick as a concept, and u want to make out with him?? he roofied obi wan and you want to give the conniving piece of burnt toast a kiss?? he probably has the textural consistency of a) a leather shoe, b) beef jerky, or c) something old enough it belongs behind glass at the smithsonian go on take your pick because either way no one wins













