#iaehyuk

[kyungsoomd]

*internal screaming*

( / internally covering both ears. )

[kyungsoomd]

I only heard cute syndrome so okay.

Tsk, such a selective reader. Do you think you have that, Jae? The cute syndrome?

[kyungsoomd]

What is this VULGARITY? *acts shocked*. Also, yes --

I was going to ask if you had your own plumber to call but— In other news, I hope you don’t have unwarranted leaks. Those are reserved for the latter parts of our lives, man.

[kyungsoomd]

Sure-- yes, cleaning..

Do you clean your pipe at home often?

[kyungsoomd]

For some odd reason, I only get it when school starts. And about those Kleenex -- yeah -- for my nose -- hehehe.

Oh no. It’s worse than I thought. You’re… You’re allergic to schools. Oh— For your nose— Riiight.. I have one too, I.. use mine for my nose as well. I don’t want to get messy.

[kyungsoomd]

I have a cold, am I gonna die or live? Gee, I hope it's the first one.

You’re going to live, but that box of Kleenex on your left isn’t. So buy another box tomorrow morning, endure the snotty discomfort this evening because it’s better than to let your balls experience hypothermia outside right now.

[kyungsoomd]

Should buy one for my girlfriend... to make her mad. I'd so do that.

A masculine wash.. for your girlfriend? That’s horrible.…    .    … ..

Do it and tell me how she reacts. Pics or it didn’t happen, Jaehyuk.

[kyungsoomd]

I think men prefer the au naturale. I don't honestly see why it is needed -- uh, would you?

True.. Me neither. Really though, as obsessive compulsive as I may be with my rituals in good hygiene, a masculine wash is totally unnecessary unless you’re some careless behemoth who does not have any self-respect. Plus, I like to keep it neat down there.