#iamalwaysagentleman

[pxperhearts]

continued from ✗ with @iamalwaysagentleman;

Milah’s grin flourished under his attention, skin prickling with desire at his voice and at his touch. No, there was no denying that she wanted him just as much. One would have to be both blind and deaf to believe that.

“Yet tell me, love.” Her hand trailed down his front, teasing across the material of his vest, her leg hiking between his, skin showing as her skirt raised. “How long will your control last?”

[mostdangerouslantern-archiv-blog]

“That isn’t water in that bottle, is it.”

"You'd know, wouldn't you?" Hal teased, handing over the bottle. "It's the only way I'll survive this tedious thing."

[mostdangerouslantern-archiv-blog]

((iamalwaysagentleman)) He’s the weakest link. I say we just leave him in the woods and walk away.

“No, we’re not leaving anyone behind. If you helped me carry him, it would go faster.”

[daststarlord]

(iamalwaysagentleman) "Just hit a fire hydrant, but I survived. #unbreakable"

PARKS && RECS MEME (P1.)

“Walking into a fire hydrant and not dying doesn’t make you unbreakable.”

[storybrookeswan]

((Theo/cursed verse?)) "I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

“Yeah, I thought I’d be gone, too,” Emma groaned, realizing she had fallen asleep instead of sneaking out like she had planned to. Great. 

[dawnofslumbers]

Killian sketched a smug look, lying back against the pillows as he watched her. “That’s /exactly/ what you said the last time, sweetheart. And the time before that. /And/ the time before that.”

She knew he had a point, and she hated him for it. Her eyes narrowed ever so slightly, “You don’t have to sound so smug about it”

[dawnofslumbers]

(iamalwaysagentleman) "so....@

Send me "So..." to hear what my character would say to yours after casual sex.

She wasn’t entirely sure, what to say. After all, she had promised herself she would not fall back into his arms when he came back. He always did this, he left and she would say she would be done with him, but he was always a persuasive man. “This isn’t happening again” she stated flatly, though she didn’t believe it entirely herself.

[daststarlord]

ff+ Killian

Send me "ff+" and a character name and my character will react to finding and reading a graphic and sex-filled fanfiction of themselves and that character.

How did someone even know he knew that dirty space pirate? Peter frowned at the fic, cautiously clicking it open. Of course, he reminded himself, that wouldn't have mattered. Half the fics he'd found were with people he'd barely heard of.

It started off surprisingly simple, the two having a one night stand, but then they ran into each other again, and it became a regular thing. Peter could...almost imagine that. Moreso when the sex became more and more involved, because if Killian could do some of that, Peter would be inviting him to bed constantly.

The fic didn't have an ending, confirmed when Peter looked up and saw that the number of chapters was still in question. He then looked over at the date and sighed--it hadn't been updated in a year, he doubted it would be, now.