#iamamastermind

[officialivorobotnik]

bro are you good bro you haven't posted in two weeks bro you good

Maybe I’m just EMPLOYED unlike YOU.

[officialivorobotnik]

You would be AMAZED at the number of TIMES I've been asked if I actually like coffee or just drink it because it's "on brand".

I don't know what the hell they think is on BRAND about me or what this idea people have that a SCIENTIST would drink coffee "for the aesthetic". You DON’T just start drinking something you don't like for “aesthetic” purposes, that's a stupid use of money.

I like coffee. I like the taste, THATS WHY I DRINK IT. And most of all i normally drink STONES LATTES, because I love the way HE makes them!! SO STOP asking me the same STUPID QUESTION!!!

[officialivorobotnik]

hello my fellow followers. I am glad to say I am back..I had about 54 near death experiences whilst I was gone, but I am alive.

[officialivorobotnik]

I finally found out what say gex means. I wish I had never asked, I don’t like this app.

[officialivorobotnik]

What is this so called “say gex” tag? I keep seeing in the stobotnik tags on here.

[officialivorobotnik]

Ok, doctor, I’m going to give you a new gen dictionary

Sigma - means something’s good

Alpha - something’s on top, it’s the best

Beta - something’s below something

Skibbidi - also means something’s good

what the sigma/skibbidi - something’s confusing or really weird

Rizz - charisma, the ability to flirt

Rizzler - someone with a lot of charisma, good at flirting

Hmm..interesting. I’ll be using those words more..

I, Robotnik, am the most sigma and rizzed alpha man alive, and everyone else is nothing but a beta skibbidi fool.

[officialivorobotnik]

Earth is my turf, G. And if you don't know how to floss like a boss then you're in TROUBLE

[officialivorobotnik]

Alright, followers, I need your opinion. HYPOTHETICALLY speaking, let's say a certain brilliant scientist (definitely not me) happens to be experiencing... feelings. How would one determine if these feelings are friendly…or if they're actually a prelude to...affection..? Asking for a friend, of course.