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Parallels part 2 🥴❤️👄❤️

Edit: I found another one.

Same energy.

Y'all are worrying about Clementine dying, while I sit here all relaxed, knowing damn well I can change character models.

*me enjoying my day*

*me seconds later*

What if everything could've been much easier and all of the disasters could've been avoided if everyone just covered themselves in walker guts.

and maybe instead of confronting Minnie, they all could've just yeeted themselves across the bridge.

TWDG THEORY

Okay, hear me out on this, I think I found out why Violet is so gay.

Okay so first here have the proof:

This photo clearly tells us that she's addicted to chicken nuggets and following this trustworthy article:

We can come to a conclusion that Violet did indeed eat enough chicken nuggets and turned gay.

But this leaves a huge hole in my theory, because as we all know Clementine is bisexual, which basically means 50% of her is straight and the other 50% is gay. But as seen in particular scene where Violet asks if Clem remembers chicken nuggets. She just answers: not really.

Here's the clips from the very scene:

So all this basically could mean she has never EATEN a chicken nugget. So how come she's bisexual?? Maybe she ate 1 and it was enough???

HMMMMM. I WANT ANSWERS.

I too am retardededed

I just had a moment where I was like:

omgggg if you don't save Louis how will he play piano if he can't see shit? He won't see the k e y s. Omg has anyone pointed this out?

must i post this epic discovery

*rememers that Louis wasn't even blinded*

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.

Uh. SPOILERS.

My reaction to Clementine getting her leg cut with a mothafuckin' axe.

TWDG S4 EP 4 HIGHLIGHTS AND THE GREATEST BAMBOOZLE OF ALL TIME.

I'm kind of late to the party cuz I couldn't play the episode till now and I basically used way less social media trying to avoid spoilers so thanks walking dead. So yeah. Its a long post and I want it here, so I can maybe read it years later and cry like a little bitch.

Violet: fuck, you...

me: indeed, fuck. me.

*James gets pissed off at Clem for making AJ kill Lilly*

me: I DID THIS FOR YOU.

*meets violet*

me: fuck yes boo, ur alive and u here for me.

*Clem has a wholesome chat with boo*

me: *feels Light and happy and knows for sure its not for long*

*Clem negatively answers a little angry at Violet suggesting Texas as the new name for boarding school*

me: pls don't tell me the real villain here is going to be Clem, because she will lose it or some shit.

*Clem smiles at Texas 2 suggestion*

*me happy knowing Clem is fine and is just a little tired*

*hears the night will be over soon being sung*

me: omg omg omg omg is Sophie actually alive? Omg maybe Minera never killed her and Minnie actually still had a heart OMG. (BOY WAS I WRONG)

Tenn: you're dying

Minnie: yes yes I am, I'm finally going someplace better and I want u with me

me:

*Minnie chops Clem with the axe she used to kill walkers*

me: JFJSKSOFNDOSO

*literally seconds later Violet dies because I didn't trust AJ making calls*

me: FISBJEOGJSOAPFJKSLSKF FUCK ME

*RESTARTS THE WHOLE EPISODE JUST TO SAVE MY BOO, while wondering whether this choice will make aj into a murderer or a psycho and ill have to change my choice just so I'm a good parent*

*gets to the same scene again everything is fine and then the little mountain climbing scene*

me: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, I swear to god if she gets bit ill fucking kill myself.

*seconds later Clem gets bit*

*me in denial*: haha her boots are as hard as steel, and the zombie bit the beginning of the shoe not the cutten place where the wound is at.

*Clem verifies she's been bit*

me: *starts crying for the majority of the remaining episode* (like I cried so fucking mucg and I felt sick, I had to take a break and I felt so dead inside during it)

When AJ and Clem got into the barn, I still had hopes that like we have time and shit, (I even ended up replaying the sequence just to change my choice from kill Clem and let her become a walker because I thought what if that way she gets a chance to live and I don't end up accidentaly killing her) but everytime I'd see Clems skin getting whiter and whiter and I'd end up crying more and more. It was fucking awful. And then the whole lessons thing. Fucking hell. And when they cut the part where AJ just swings his axe at Clem I was like: don't do this to me, fuck no. Fuck off everyone.

And then I cry because its the Ranch bit and I'm like I don't want to do this anymore and then I see AJ traumatised and crying and then I cry and I cry once again they have their bonding moment.

And then it just cuts to AJ fishing and I didn't manage to get even 1 fish, but then it hit me, Clementines hat is still missing and I cried once again upon seeing it ROWING MERRILY DOWN THE STREAM (IF U SEE A LITTLE MOUSE DON'T FORGET TO SQUEAK) yes I did sing the E3 trailer song a little and I cried even more because of it. And I thought for sure Clem was dead, but I still had so much dumb hope that, hey maybe she's alive, hahaha, but like big part of me thought that it was not true and it never will be. And then TAKE US BACK starts playing and I start to cry again and fuck me. For the whole song I crossed my fingers hoping it wouldn't end just like that and it didn't. AJ got back and then CLEMS VOICE SAYS GOOFBALL and I thought oh no, he's hallucinating isn't he? And THEN I FUCKING SEE HER WITH THE LEG CUT OFF AND I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY I START TO CRY AGAIN.

I cried.

I cried so fucking much after the whole bridge part like Holy shit. And then everything turned out to be okay. Clem was happy, I was happy and just before putting Clems hat on the table I thought : everything has a beginning and everything has an end, right? And I teared up a little, but honestly I liked the way her story ended. Even tho I went through a lot of pain (I'm sure all of us did) UHHHH. I was so angry at Minnie that I wanted her to commit reverse birth :( but it's not really her fault, so then I wanted Lilly to commit reverse birth, but then. Once again. I realised its not her fault either. It's the fucking zombies and the way world is. Would Lilly kidnap kids if no apocalypse? Probably not. Would have Violet had a healthy relationship with Minnie? Maybe. Would have Clementine lead a happy life? Maybe. Would have AJ even been born into this world? Who knows. Would have Lee just ended up being a criminal never meeting Clem and maybe changing for the worse? Well, maybe. WOULD HAVE CLEM EVEN GOT A CHANCE TO MEET EVERYONE AND GET JUST AS CLOSE WITH EVERYONE? I sure fucking hope so. Lmao. There's so fucking much, I would create wattpad just to write what I feel about TWDG right now, cuz I feel a fucking lot.

I ended up writing a whole paragraph up there and I messed up the "highlights" order so yeah.

Clementine: I'm glad I trusted you to make the right calls, otherwise I'd be dead.

*me while crying*: the 30minute replay of the beginning was worth it. (or was it, maybe Clementine would just say, gomen goofball for not trusting you, I'm glad u made the right call or smt)

*me going through what Clem taught me*

"if your grandma is dying, stop watching cartoons." I fuckin died

Also this was indeed a greatest and worst bamboozle I had to go through. But I'm not mad. I'm thankful that Clem didn't die, because I'm more than sure I would have been extra depressed for at least a week or month.

So, thank you Skybound, Telltale. I fucking love you guys. ❤️