#iamironmannnn

[sassysharpshooter]

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Cries softly

[sharkmovietrashqueen]

1. Name:  I tend to go by Mary???

2. What’s your URL? deputysweetassparrish

3. What’s your blog name? "I'm an immortal, sir, not a gazelle" a quote from League of Extraordinary Gentlemen WHICH EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH 

4. Have a crush? i don't really get romantic crushes???  are friendship crushes a thing

5. What’s your favourite colour? I like all the colors 

6. Write something in all caps: IM RIGHT HANDED BUT WHEN I EAT I HOLD MY FORK IN MY LEFT HAND SO A LOT OF TIMES PEOPLE SEEING ME EAT FOR THE FIRST TIME ARE LIKE "I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE LEFT HANDED" AND IM LIKE "THATS BC IM NOT ILLUMINATI" 

7. Got a favourite band/ artist: oh gosh i don't have a favorite artist???  i was really into Fall Out Boy for a while and Temposhark before that and I think i had a Dropkick Murphys phase.

8. Favourite Number: 666

9. Favourite Drink: im suuuuper into moscato and sangria!!  also the blackberry mojito lemonade black tea from starbucks IM HIPSTER TRASH LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE 

I tag:  iamironmannnn, somethingobnoxii, spartanninja, batpersons, riotherself, darnjessee, and any of the rest of u crazy kids who arre feelin it 

[svensbridge]

Five random facts about myself, tagged by fatqueerbabee

1. I rely on my sarcastic sense of humor to get me through rough times.

2. I have a fascination with all things hyper-sexualized.

3. 4/5 of my wardrobe is black.

4. I am still angry at my sister for shit that I should have gotten over by now.

5. I pierced my nipple mostly because I was on crutches and I was really bored. 

Also idk how to tag sorry I'm trying.

If I did this right and I tagged y'all congrats say five random facts about yourself

[sharkmovietrashqueen]

hung out with iamironmannnn and themaverictoyourgoose bc we're better than u 

[sharkmovietrashqueen]

@iamironmannnn said: STAHP YOURE BEAUTIFUL

@batpersons said: it IS great that you ARE pretty

@wishingstargonesupernovasaid: you are so pretty hush

you guys are biased on the fact that you are blinded by your own gorgeousness 

also i feel so skuzzy im in a tanktop and boxer shorts making pancakes at 2 in the afternoon 

[sharkmovietrashqueen]

Answer this with ten random facts about your self, and then pass it on to your ten favorite followers! :)

ay shit i just forgot everything about myself i cannot handle this kind of pressure additionally you know all this shit already because you know everything goddamnit

i went through a fedora phase. it was suitably embarrassing. 

im super disappointed that the fanbase for Now You See Me is not bigger than it is. did you know there are only 97 completed works on Ao3 its tragic

TEEN WOLF NEXT WEEK

this is not a fact about me but it is an important fact 

sometimes i think people mean more to me than i do to them idk

SO MAYBE I ACCIDENTALLY CAME OUT VIA TWITTER AT LEAST CHRISTMAS WASNT BORING 

my parents got me a chipolte giftcard, a pillow, and a rock for christmas

one time i killed a man just to watch him die

i think everyone should do a stint of customer service work in their lives it teaches you people skills and also consideration for service workers

/counts facts

/aggressively jazz hands 

[hurricane-christine]

Yo who's X imma go give him a huge can of whoop ass no one fucks around with you and get away with it

LMAO he doesn't even matter. like honestly he was the biggest douchebag i met in florida. but the thing is, is he started out SO NICE. and then within like HOURS he turned into such a fucking fuck... ugh he was so weird.

after all that happened with him, i started finding out from people that he did that with more than one girl during the program. also, he was in entertainment at disney (undeservedly so) and would brag about being "entertainer of the year" (an award that doesn't exist???) and would basically ask/beg his attendants/photopass to write him "good reviews" to give to management - at disney, you can get like "great service!" cards from guests and other cast members and he'd basically ask everyone to write him one. and then when his program was over, he bragged about having like over 80 and i was like yeah... because you asked people for them, what the fuck dude

[thisangelinhell]

I just watched the musical episode from Xena, The Bitter Suite. Basically in tears right now. The last song Xena sang, The Love of Your Life, made me burst into tears. It reminded me of myself just wanting my friends to forgive me for every bad thing I have ever done to them. I love this episode so freaking much.