#iamnotbruce

[madame-mirage]

intro: iamnotbruce

"There a reason you're all dressed up in a costume like that?"

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iamnotbruce replied to your post:WheEZES OF COURSE I GAIN A COOL ASS FOLLOWER WHEN...

if I appear cool, then I must apologize for false advertisement D:

No no shh I just read through some of your asks and your Terry is fantastic stop it

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WheEZES OF COURSE I GAIN A COOL ASS FOLLOWER WHEN I'M NIGHTBLOGGING I'M SO SO RYRY,,,

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+ iamnotbruce

There's only one word that comes to mind when I look at you.

No, scratch that. Two words.

Japanese. Toilets.

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Drabble Request~ Puck with Bruce/Hulk

So this wasn’t his brightest idea. He’d admit that. However, he really didn’t really expect Bruce to Hulk out when he shot the doctor with a new arrow he’d made. It was harmless, really. It sent out enough of an electric shock to startle someone but not do any real damage, and hearing about the time that Tony used an electric prod on the man during the Loki situation, the archer figured that his arrow wouldn’t have any effect because the voltage was lower. (He’d designed it with Bruce specifically in mind, but now he was starting to think he should scrap these particular arrows.) “Abort! Abort!” he shouted to no one in particular, running down the halls of Stark Tower in an attempt to get away from the green giant. He skidded to a halt when he realized he had run into a dead end and had no escape. Spinning around quickly, he held his hands and bow up as a gesture of surrender. He quickly realized the mistake of coming down this way. With a loud bang, the Hulk managed to trigger one of the little traps Clint had set for Tony for when he came stumbling in from either a night of drinking or an all nighter down in the lab. He watched in horror as the container dropped from it’s concealed spot in the opening of the hallway and smashed against the Hulk’s head, covering him in a mixture of confetti and some sort of glitter like product that he’d swiped out of S.H.I.E.L.D.’s lab. He groaned and dropped his face into his hands, shaking his head at the whole ordeal. “Sorry Jade Jaws,” he told the giant. Oh, he was so going to have to kiss Bruce’s ass for this one.

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((Aw!!! I;m sorry , Nonnie, but if it makes you feel any better, I managed to break myself with that drabble. I hope this makes up for it! And just to let you know, you can still keep sending in requests, darling.))

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mind if I ask for number 19?

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Fancy Meeting You Here

Bruce stepped in